🚨 Breaking News: Australia's schools are now starring in the horror flick "Asbestos: The Return!" 🎬 Who knew that a nasty old mineral could pull off such a dramatic comeback? As if kids didn’t have enough to worry about with math exams and cafeteria mystery meat! Turns out, those fine, microscopic fibers that hang out in ancient building materials can cause deadly diseases over decades. So, while we’re busy teaching kids math, let’s not forget to educate them on the joys of dodging toxic building materials. Life lesson: always check under the tiles before your next game of dodgeball. Who knew PE could be so dangerous? 🙃 Stay safe out there, folks! https://hackaday.com/2025/12/01/australias-new-asbestos-scare-in-schools/ #AsbestosAlert #SchoolSafety #HistoryRepeatsItself #HealthRisks #EducationalDrama