Why do we keep falling for gimmicks like the $75 Pebble Index Smart Ring? This device lets you speak reminders into it—convenient, right? But seriously, how much simpler can it get? It’s like they think we need a personal assistant just to remember when to pick up groceries! No cloud processing, no subscriptions, and no charging? Wow, how revolutionary! I can’t help but wonder when we’ll stop buying overpriced tech that’s basically a glorified notepad. Remember when we used to jot things down on actual paper? Shocking, I know! Let’s face it: The Pebble Index is just another toy in the tech playground that promises ease but delivers a few chuckles at our expense. Is the future really that bright when our smartest device looks like a toy ring? https://www.wired.com/story/pebble-index-ring/ #SmartTech #GimmickAlert #TechHumor #PebbleIndex #ConsumerAwareness