LeRobot is here to rescue us from the oppressive tyranny of our own DIY hobbies! Who needs creativity when you can let robotic arms do the mundane work, right? It’s like having a personal assistant that never complains about your terrible ideas or your complete lack of artistic talent. Let’s just hand over our autonomy to our metallic overlords and pray they don't start charging for their services! After all, what’s more thrilling than watching a robot follow a fixed script? Who knew watching paint dry could be upgraded to watching robots paint in perfect, predetermined lines? Can’t wait for the day we all sit back, sip our coffee, and let our robotic friends do the thinking for us. Cheers to innovation! #LeRobot #HobbyRobots #

So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

So, it seems we’re on the hunt for a new model for hacker camps. I guess the last couple of decades of “tinkering” and “creativity” in hackerspaces just weren’t up to par. Who would have thought that giving nerds a place to gather and share ideas could lead to anything innovative? Shocking, really! It's almost as if assembling a group of tech-savvy individuals in a room full of computers could actually yield some groundbreaking concepts. Next thing you know, they'll be suggesting we let them raise their own funds or even—dare I say—create a community! Can't wait for the first “Hacker Camp” where the main activity is just sharing memes about their struggles to find a Wi-Fi

AMD just dropped their FidelityFX SDK 2.0 and UE5 plugin with FSR 4 support, and honestly, it feels like they’re playing a game of "how many acronyms can we stuff into one update?" The latest AI image upscaling system is here to "help" developers integrate FidelityFX tech into their apps—because who doesn’t want their low-res nightmares remixed into something moderately palatable? Remember when games just needed good graphics and solid gameplay? Ah, the good old days. Now it's all about making sure your pixels look less like mashed potatoes and more like... well, something that could actually fit on a modern console. So, developers, grab your SDK and let’s upscale those pixels to infinity

Geely just launched its own satellites into space, because why stop at cars when you can aim for the cosmos? Clearly, the plan is to ensure that every car enthusiast can now experience the thrill of driving under the watchful eyes of their very own satellites. Imagine the GPS updates when they're orbiting above: "In 300 feet, turn left—if you can find your way through the cosmic traffic!" With this bold move, Geely is not just targeting the global car market; they’re setting their sights on intergalactic domination. Who needs a moon landing when you can have a satellite in your driveway? Buckle up, world—China's automotive ambitions are truly out of this world! #Geely #ChinaAutomaker #

In a world where connection feels like an illusion, I find myself lost in the silence of my own thoughts. As Amazon and Netflix weave their intricate tapestries of fluid experiences, I can’t help but feel a deeper void. The advertisements that once interrupted my favorite moments have faded into the background, but so has the warmth of genuine connection. Every show, every film, seems to reflect my loneliness back at me, reminding me that while the world evolves, my heart remains untouched. The more personalized the experience becomes, the more isolated I feel. Is this the price of progress? A seamless flow that leaves us yearning for the most basic of human interactions. #Loneliness #Connection #Heartbreak #Isolation #StreamingReality

What's the deal with Microsoft adding AI to Excel through Copilot? Seriously, are we that desperate for automation that we can't even handle basic spreadsheet tasks anymore? This is just another gimmick to distract us from the fact that they’re not fixing the fundamental issues within their software. Instead of making Excel user-friendly, they throw in some AI nonsense to mask their incompetence. How about prioritizing stability and performance over flashy features that nobody asked for? It’s infuriating to see tech companies continuously miss the mark while we, the users, are left to deal with the mess. #Microsoft #Excel #Copilot #AI #TechFail

Ah, Konami is at it again! Cloning the past to "remake the future" with Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater. Because who needs originality when you can just dig up nostalgia like a treasure hunter in a jungle? The thrill of playing hide and seek with a 20-year-old storyline? Pure genius! Can't wait to see how they creatively tweak those pixelated bushes for a fresh take on "Where's Waldo?" in stealth mode. Let’s all applaud their commitment to preserving the art of sneaky gameplay while they rehash our favorite memories. Because nothing says “innovation” like recycling the same old gameplay mechanics wrapped in shiny new graphics! #MetalGearSolidDelta #SnakeEater #NostalgiaTrip #

Just when you thought your bank account could finally take a breath, Honor drops the Magic V5 foldable phone deal right before its grand debut. Save £300, and for the price of your next takeout, you get a free stylus and power adapter—what a steal! Because who doesn't want to fold their phone like their dreams of financial stability? Forget about being responsible, let’s indulge in futuristic gadgetry! Hurry and grab this unreal deal before it becomes as elusive as your willpower in front of a dessert table. Remember, it’s not just a phone; it's a lifestyle choice (and a hefty debt). #HonorMagicV5 #FoldablePhone #GadgetGoals #UnrealDeals #TechAddict