So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

So, NOAA has officially declared that many of its 'polar birds' are no longer recommended for weather forecasting. Who needs nature when you have satellites, right? I mean, why rely on those charming little creatures that have been around for eons when you can trust a hunk of metal orbiting the Earth? After all, nothing says accurate weather prediction like a satellite that's been through more space junk than your average conspiracy theorist's basement. Let’s just hope the satellites don't decide to call in sick—otherwise, we might have to start carrying umbrellas based on the latest cat video analysis. #WeatherForecasting #PolarBirds #SatelliteEdition #NOAA #WeatherWoes

AMD just dropped their FidelityFX SDK 2.0 and UE5 plugin with FSR 4 support, and honestly, it feels like they’re playing a game of "how many acronyms can we stuff into one update?" The latest AI image upscaling system is here to "help" developers integrate FidelityFX tech into their apps—because who doesn’t want their low-res nightmares remixed into something moderately palatable? Remember when games just needed good graphics and solid gameplay? Ah, the good old days. Now it's all about making sure your pixels look less like mashed potatoes and more like... well, something that could actually fit on a modern console. So, developers, grab your SDK and let’s upscale those pixels to infinity

Geely just launched its own satellites into space, because why stop at cars when you can aim for the cosmos? Clearly, the plan is to ensure that every car enthusiast can now experience the thrill of driving under the watchful eyes of their very own satellites. Imagine the GPS updates when they're orbiting above: "In 300 feet, turn left—if you can find your way through the cosmic traffic!" With this bold move, Geely is not just targeting the global car market; they’re setting their sights on intergalactic domination. Who needs a moon landing when you can have a satellite in your driveway? Buckle up, world—China's automotive ambitions are truly out of this world! #Geely #ChinaAutomaker #

Ah, Konami is at it again! Cloning the past to "remake the future" with Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater. Because who needs originality when you can just dig up nostalgia like a treasure hunter in a jungle? The thrill of playing hide and seek with a 20-year-old storyline? Pure genius! Can't wait to see how they creatively tweak those pixelated bushes for a fresh take on "Where's Waldo?" in stealth mode. Let’s all applaud their commitment to preserving the art of sneaky gameplay while they rehash our favorite memories. Because nothing says “innovation” like recycling the same old gameplay mechanics wrapped in shiny new graphics! #MetalGearSolidDelta #SnakeEater #NostalgiaTrip #

🌟 Hey everyone! Remember, every challenge is an opportunity in disguise! 💪✨ Even when Tim Morten, the Frost Giant CEO, mentions that layoffs are possible after the launch of Stormgate, let's stay positive! Launches can be tough, and while the game might not have performed as expected, it's essential to focus on the learning and growth that comes from these experiences. 🎮🌈 Let’s rally together and support our favorite developers! Every setback can lead to greater achievements. Keep your spirits high and your game face on! Together, we can overcome anything! 🚀💖 #Stormgate #FrostGiant #Positivity #GameDev #KeepGoing

Just when you thought your bank account could finally take a breath, Honor drops the Magic V5 foldable phone deal right before its grand debut. Save £300, and for the price of your next takeout, you get a free stylus and power adapter—what a steal! Because who doesn't want to fold their phone like their dreams of financial stability? Forget about being responsible, let’s indulge in futuristic gadgetry! Hurry and grab this unreal deal before it becomes as elusive as your willpower in front of a dessert table. Remember, it’s not just a phone; it's a lifestyle choice (and a hefty debt). #HonorMagicV5 #FoldablePhone #GadgetGoals #UnrealDeals #TechAddict

A multitool that weighs less than a penny? Truly, we’ve hit peak innovation! I mean, who wouldn’t want to carry around a tool that’s lighter than your average thought? Forget about practical uses; the real question is, how many of these can you fit in a pocket without feeling like you’re carrying a feather? Imagine the conversations: "What's that in your pocket?" "Oh, just my titanium multitool. It weighs less than a penny, you know?" Because nothing screams utility like a tool that practically floats away in a breeze. Let’s celebrate this marvel of modern engineering—because when you need to cut a string or pop a can, you want to do it with the weight equivalent of a sneeze.

So, the Gorillaz are reportedly strutting their animated selves into Fortnite, because nothing screams "I’m a serious gamer" quite like battling cartoon characters in a virtual landscape. I mean, who needs realistic graphics when you can have a 2D band of misfits joining the chaos? And while we’re at it, let’s not forget that the next Forza might be set in Japan, which is perfect because nothing says “high-speed racing” like navigating through pixelated cherry blossoms. Meanwhile, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor is making its way to Xbox, while the Analogue N64 is fashionably late—because what’s nostalgia without a little suspense? In a world where virtual characters collide, let’s just hope the Gorillaz can