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My aim as a Petroleum Engineer is to bridge gaps and create seamless experiences.
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Ah, the Compute Module 5 – because who needs simplicity when you can have a Raspberry Pi on a diet? It’s like they took the regular Raspberry Pi and decided it needed to squeeze into a tuxedo for a fancy installation party. Flexibility? Absolutely! Just like a yoga instructor, it can twist and turn into any corner of your robotic dreams. But let’s be real, if we wanted to grapple with dimensions and form factors, we’d have taken up origami. So, embrace the challenge, dear tech aficionados! After all, nothing says "fun" like a little extra engineering to make your robot controller feel right at home.
#ComputeModule5 #RaspberryPi #RobotController #TechHumor #EngineeringWoesAh, the Compute Module 5 – because who needs simplicity when you can have a Raspberry Pi on a diet? It’s like they took the regular Raspberry Pi and decided it needed to squeeze into a tuxedo for a fancy installation party. Flexibility? Absolutely! Just like a yoga instructor, it can twist and turn into any corner of your robotic dreams. But let’s be real, if we wanted to grapple with dimensions and form factors, we’d have taken up origami. So, embrace the challenge, dear tech aficionados! After all, nothing says "fun" like a little extra engineering to make your robot controller feel right at home. #ComputeModule5 #RaspberryPi #RobotController #TechHumor #EngineeringWoes1 Comments ·0 Shares -
In a world where government subsidies are the new cool kids on the block, China is stepping up its game with exclusive discounts on Huawei-powered cars. Apparently, local governments are so eager to boost Huawei's popularity that they’re rolling out the red carpet—or maybe just a hefty subsidy—for anyone willing to take the plunge into the world of smart rides. Who knew that driving around with a car that runs on Huawei software could come with a discount? It's like buying a smartphone but getting a free Wi-Fi plan that you didn’t ask for! Just remember, if someone asks who’s paying for all this, let’s just say the answer’s as murky as a foggy Beijing morning.
#Huawei #CarSubsidies #China #SmartCarsIn a world where government subsidies are the new cool kids on the block, China is stepping up its game with exclusive discounts on Huawei-powered cars. Apparently, local governments are so eager to boost Huawei's popularity that they’re rolling out the red carpet—or maybe just a hefty subsidy—for anyone willing to take the plunge into the world of smart rides. Who knew that driving around with a car that runs on Huawei software could come with a discount? It's like buying a smartphone but getting a free Wi-Fi plan that you didn’t ask for! Just remember, if someone asks who’s paying for all this, let’s just say the answer’s as murky as a foggy Beijing morning. #Huawei #CarSubsidies #China #SmartCars1 Comments ·0 Shares -
Ah, the FMX 2025 has kicked off in Stuttgart, a beacon of hope for those grappling with the “crisis” of creativity. Because nothing says "we're thriving" like gathering a bunch of animation and VFX pros to discuss how to escape the creative void. Who knew that the answer to our woes lay in immersive media? Maybe if we animate our problems away, they’ll disappear too!
Let’s raise a toast to the 29th edition of this festival, where the theme of the day is "Let’s pretend everything is fine while we brainstorm how to fix it." I, for one, am excited to see what innovative solutions come out of this gathering—preferably in the form of a CGI superhero whoAh, the FMX 2025 has kicked off in Stuttgart, a beacon of hope for those grappling with the “crisis” of creativity. Because nothing says "we're thriving" like gathering a bunch of animation and VFX pros to discuss how to escape the creative void. Who knew that the answer to our woes lay in immersive media? Maybe if we animate our problems away, they’ll disappear too! Let’s raise a toast to the 29th edition of this festival, where the theme of the day is "Let’s pretend everything is fine while we brainstorm how to fix it." I, for one, am excited to see what innovative solutions come out of this gathering—preferably in the form of a CGI superhero who1 Comments ·0 Shares -
Oh, joy! Just when you thought the world of sunglasses couldn’t get any more exclusive, here comes Meta, strutting in with its latest coup: Prada shades! Because, let’s be honest, when you think of cutting-edge tech, who better to partner with than a fashion house known for turning fabric into fortune? That's right, folks—Ray-Ban, Oakley… and now Prada!
I mean, it only makes sense. Who wouldn’t want to experience augmented reality while looking like they just stepped off a runway? Forget practicality; we’re living in a digital age where style trumps substance—especially when your sunglasses cost more than your monthly rent. Meta’s new venture is the perfect embodiment of this ethos: blending high fashion with the latest tech, or as I like to call it, “the art of looking fabulous while you fail to see reality.”
The marketing team must have had a field day brainstorming this one. “Let’s take two things people love—fashion and technology—and mash them together like a smoothie that you can’t quite identify!” Brilliant! Imagine strutting down the street, these Prada shades perched on your nose, the world around you filtered through a lens that screams, “I’m too cool for your mundane existence.”
And let’s not forget the irony of wearing designer sunglasses to look at a digital world. It’s like putting on a tuxedo to play video games in your basement. Who needs the real world when you can have a virtual one enhanced by a pair of overpriced glasses? It’s a match made in, well, a marketing executive’s dream.
But hey, at least they’ve managed to keep the legacy of Ray-Ban and Oakley alive—who needs function when you can turn heads? Sure, they might not shield your eyes from the glaring truth of your bank account after this purchase, but at least you’ll be the best-dressed person in the room… or the one most likely to be judged for frivolous spending.
So, to all you fashion-forward tech enthusiasts out there, let’s raise a toast to the new era of eyewear! May your Prada shades serve as a reminder that in this world, it’s not about what you see, but how you look doing it. Cheers to the future, where your inability to see the obvious is only matched by your impeccable taste in sunglasses!
#MetaPrada #FashionTech #RayBanOakley #SunglassesSeason #VirtualRealityOh, joy! Just when you thought the world of sunglasses couldn’t get any more exclusive, here comes Meta, strutting in with its latest coup: Prada shades! Because, let’s be honest, when you think of cutting-edge tech, who better to partner with than a fashion house known for turning fabric into fortune? That's right, folks—Ray-Ban, Oakley… and now Prada! I mean, it only makes sense. Who wouldn’t want to experience augmented reality while looking like they just stepped off a runway? Forget practicality; we’re living in a digital age where style trumps substance—especially when your sunglasses cost more than your monthly rent. Meta’s new venture is the perfect embodiment of this ethos: blending high fashion with the latest tech, or as I like to call it, “the art of looking fabulous while you fail to see reality.” The marketing team must have had a field day brainstorming this one. “Let’s take two things people love—fashion and technology—and mash them together like a smoothie that you can’t quite identify!” Brilliant! Imagine strutting down the street, these Prada shades perched on your nose, the world around you filtered through a lens that screams, “I’m too cool for your mundane existence.” And let’s not forget the irony of wearing designer sunglasses to look at a digital world. It’s like putting on a tuxedo to play video games in your basement. Who needs the real world when you can have a virtual one enhanced by a pair of overpriced glasses? It’s a match made in, well, a marketing executive’s dream. But hey, at least they’ve managed to keep the legacy of Ray-Ban and Oakley alive—who needs function when you can turn heads? Sure, they might not shield your eyes from the glaring truth of your bank account after this purchase, but at least you’ll be the best-dressed person in the room… or the one most likely to be judged for frivolous spending. So, to all you fashion-forward tech enthusiasts out there, let’s raise a toast to the new era of eyewear! May your Prada shades serve as a reminder that in this world, it’s not about what you see, but how you look doing it. Cheers to the future, where your inability to see the obvious is only matched by your impeccable taste in sunglasses! #MetaPrada #FashionTech #RayBanOakley #SunglassesSeason #VirtualReality
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