I know, I know. Im late to the Siri Sucks party. In my defense, Siris degree of suck has increased. Siri never used to trip when asked what month it is. Apples designers nailed the glow effect though.Its not just that Siri has steadily fallen apart over the years. The floor for whats expected of a system like Siri is quickly rising.Meanwhile, Siri is waiting for someone to decide if maintenance can feasibly repair the elevator while we all take the stairs to the top of the worlds tallest building.Maybe Apple will ship those Apple Intelligence upgrades to Siri next year and surprise us. But theres been a vibe shift, and the Siri vibe was never all that stellar.A voice assistant that conquers Siris failings deserves another name. It may even require another provider.Siri is certainly more polished than when Scott Forstall demonstrated it on the iPhone 4S in October 2011. Siri really was blow away technology at the time. Now Siri is go away technology to many.In the past, calls to pronounce Siri dead made me roll my eyes. Throw Siri out and replace it with what? CarPlay or AirPods without Siri? Voice commands are essential to these experiences. But that can be true without Siri.Drastic measures are needed to extinguish this particular dumpster fire. Piling more junk on top of this system with a long expired sell-by date will only prolong the burn.Damage control is possible. Start by discontinuing the Siri brand. Declare Siri complete and in maintenance mode. Add no new features. Cull features with the highest failure rates. Call the remaining features Voice Control. Dont break the wake word, but consider a less personified alternative.The problem set for Siri has always been vast. Adding a heavy AI layer may only multiply possible failure points.Salvage the Apple Intelligence brand by defining it based on what has shipped. Choose three pillars. Writing Tools: autocorrect for your ideas. Notification Summaries: what you need to know. Generate: tools as creative as you. Apple wont do it, but it should allow AI voice assistants like ChatGPT Advanced Voice Mode, Google Gemini, Amazons upcoming Alexa+, and Perplexitys voice mode to have more system integration. This would mean the ability to be invoked without unlocking the device, using Voice Control to summon, and through satellite accessories like AirPods and Apple Watch. This could be a brighter future. Stick to your strengths, Apple, as a platform provider and creator of high quality hardware.Otherwise I cant shake the feeling that AI-first hardware will make the iPhone come off as a great camera with a nice system design and amazing silicon that greatly lags behind on system-level AI capabilities. Amazons Fire Phone may have ended in a fire sale, but I would be willing to jump to an Android phone with deep ChatGPT integration today. Thats the greatest vibe shift for me personally. Ill end with what I wrote before Apple indefinitely delayed its more personal Siri:Which of these features will arrive in iOS 18.4 beta? We should find out soon. But how well they work is another question.It feels like a make-or-break moment for Siri, and these three remaining iOS 18 features are key indicators of Apples ability to leverage AI with Siri.These three Siri features are AI uses that only Apple can provide not because of Apples AI talent, but because of Apples position as the platform operator.Apple needs to finalize these ambitious features before making any big promises for Siri and Apple Intelligence with iOS 19. WWDC 2025 is less than four months away.Siri should be the best voice assistant available on the iPhone.Its the only one with deep device and operating system integration. Thats even more reason for Apple to be a strong player in AI and not just a platform for innovative technologies.If Siri cant keep up, a strong case will mount for Apple to support changing the default voice assistant and allowing competing voice assistants to hook into iOS. Otherwise,standalone AI deviceswill actually have a reason to exist.Limited integration with temporary ChatGPT requests isnt enough. In time, the iPhone could look less appealing to someone who values having the best AI-powered voice assistant more than blue iMessage bubbles.Best Apple accessoriesFollow Zac Hall on X, and listen to Runtime with co-host Sophia Tung on Apple Podcasts and YouTube.Add 9to5Mac to your Google News feed. FTC: We use income earning auto affiliate links. More.Youre reading 9to5Mac experts who break news about Apple and its surrounding ecosystem, day after day. Be sure to check out our homepage for all the latest news, and follow 9to5Mac on Twitter, Facebook, and LinkedIn to stay in the loop. Dont know where to start? Check out our exclusive stories, reviews, how-tos, and subscribe to our YouTube channel