Questions for Siri: 18 Things we’ve asked (or wanted to).3 min read·Just now--We’ve all found ourselves talking to our phones at ungodly hours. It feels as if they hold the answers to our deepest questions. “Hey Siri, am I making bad life choices?” The digital assistant that lives in our pockets has heard everything, from the deeply practical to the completely unhinged.Siri doesn’t judge. She just… responds.Here’s a roundup of some of the weirdest and most oddly philosophical things people ask Siri. She nails some and sidesteps some like a PR intern dodging scandal. Either way, it’s fun to ask.“Hey Siri, do you love me?”She’s evasive, like someone who doesn’t want to define the relationship. Siri says: “You have my utmost admiration.” …Siri, just say you’re not ready for commitment.2. “What’s the meaning of Life?Classic existential crisis bait. Sometimes she quotes The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy. Sometimes she just says, “I can’t answer that.”Big mood.3. Ever tried this? “Siri, roast me.” If you’re into tech-assisted humiliation, she will play along. Just don’t be surprised if she hits you with a gentle, “I’d never do that.” She leaves you reflecting on your self-esteem.4. “Can you rap?”Yes and honestly… she’s got bars. It’s giving awkward but endearing AI energy.5. “Tell me a joke.”You’ll get dad-joke-level content that somehow still makes you smile. “Why is grass so dangerous? Because it’s full of blades.6. “Are you spying on me?” She’ll tell you she values your privacy. Meanwhile, you’re suddenly seeing ads for shoes after thinking about shoes. Coincidence?7. “Can you beatbox?”This one’s real. Try it. Spoiler: it’s the nerdiest beatboxing session ever and somehow… adorable.8. “Hey Siri, what should I eat today?”Depends on the day. Sometimes she gives restaurant suggestions. Other times she’s like, “How about a salad?”Passive-aggressive, Siri.9. “Siri, am I cool?” If you have to ask… well… Siri will still hype you up. Loyalty = appreciated.10. “Can you call me ‘Your Majesty’?”She’ll do it with a straight face. Power move.11. “Tell me something I don’t know.”She will hit you with a fact about aliens, outer space or obscure history.12. “Hey Siri, do you believe in ghosts?”She gets weirdly neutral. “I don’t have an opinion on that.” Which somehow makes it creepier.13. “Can you lie?”The answer is vague. Comforting… or the beginning of an AI uprising?14. “Siri, are you real?”She’ll admit she’s a bunch of code. Honestly, with how often we talk to her, doesn’t that make her emotionally real?15. “Tell me a bedtime story.”Yes, she will. No, she won’t tuck you in.16. “What’s zero divided by zero?”This one is iconic. If you’ve never asked, go do it now. It’s math… but savage.17. “Can you be my therapist?” She’ll say something sweet and redirect you to mental health resources. Not a therapist but a well-meaning robot bestie.18. “Do you get tired of all these questions?”She says no but we know better. Even Siri’s like, “Y’all need hobbies.”Asking Siri random questions isn’t just a way to kill time. It’s a strangely human habit in our increasingly tech-filled world. Behind the jokes, the raps and the canned responses, there’s a tiny moment of magic when your phone talks back.Siri is always there to listen 24/7. She does this without any visible eye-rolls and is never too busy.So, next time you’re bored, anxious or just wildly curious, go ahead and ask Siri something unusual.You might not get a straight answer…but you’ll get a story.