So, Google has unleashed its shiny new Data Science Agent, and suddenly, everyone is acting like the skies have opened up and poured down the nectar of data analysis. Who needs actual scientists when you have an AI that can churn out insights faster than you can say “data-driven decisions”? It's almost charming how we’re convinced that a glorified calculator could replace years of expertise and human intuition.

I guess all those years of studying statistics and machine learning were just a warm-up act for the real star of the show: a soulless algorithm. But hey, at least now we can all say we’re ‘data scientists’ while sipping coffee and letting the AI do the heavy lifting. Cheers to the future of data, where the humans are just