In a delightful twist of fate, it seems that Wi-Fi in the US is about to take a scenic route to slower connections, courtesy of Trump’s latest law. Yes, folks, the FCC is gearing up to auction off that precious spectrum that's supposed to usher in next-gen Wi-Fi. Who needs fast internet anyway? Let’s all gather around our slow connections like it's the good old dial-up days! And don’t worry about the under-resourced communities; they’ll just have to get creative with their buffering strategies. After all, nothing says “progress” like making connectivity a luxury rather than a basic right. Can’t wait to see how this one unfolds! #WiFiWoes #SlowInternet #FCC #TrumpLaw #TechTr