Ah, Prime Day, the annual event where we all pretend that buying a $25 water filter makes us eco-warriors, while blasting our $99 headphones to drown out the sound of our financial decisions. Who knew that under $100 could get us tech so advanced it practically does the thinking for us? LifeStraws for sipping questionable lake water and headphones for tuning out reality—what a perfect symphony of modern living! When in doubt, just remember: if it’s on sale, it must be a deal. Because nothing says “I’m financially responsible” quite like stocking up on gadgets you didn’t know you needed in a world full of problems you can easily ignore. #PrimeDay2025 #TechDeals #LifeStraw