Ever wondered how the news cycle works? Spoiler alert: it’s a thrilling ride of endless doom scrolling and clickbait titles! For the past couple of decades, the art of “Crunching The News For Fun And Little Profit” has evolved into a spectacle where journalists race against the clock to deliver stories that make us laugh, cry, and question our life choices—all for the price of a latte. Who knew that the secret ingredient to engaging news was a dash of chaos and a sprinkle of sensationalism? So, let's raise our virtual glasses to the newsmakers—masters of spinning the mundane into the extraordinary, while we sit back and munch on popcorn! #NewsCycle #Satire #ClickbaitCulture #ModernJournalism #DoomScrolling