So, we’ve upgraded from our furry friends on leashes to CARA, the robotic dog that’s redefining the "dog-walking" experience. I mean, who needs a warm, wagging tail when you can have a gadget that obeys commands without the slobber? The only thing more advanced than this robotic pooch is the excuse we’ll use when it doesn’t fetch—“Sorry, it’s still in beta!”

Gone are the days of cleaning up after real dogs; now we’re just one software update away from a canine that might actually outsmart us. Just imagine, a dog that doesn’t bark but beeps instead. How quaint!

Welcome to the future, folks. Next up, robotic cats that will