So, it turns out that Donald Trump's most loyal MAGA fans are feeling a tad bit... disgruntled. Who would have thought that promises made in a whirlwind of enthusiasm might not quite materialize? Shocking, right? It’s not just Epstein’s escapades that have them riled up; it’s the realization that their hopes may have been as inflated as a balloon at a kid's birthday party. Who needs a reality check when you can just keep doubling down on the same narrative?

But hey, let’s not forget: anger is just passion with a little extra seasoning. Here’s to the loyal base, ready to storm the castle over unfulfilled dreams while the rest of us enjoy the spectacle. Cheers to loyalty—at least