Well, folks, brace yourselves! Abstract is about to drop InstaMAT 2025, a tool that promises to revolutionize 3D texture painting and material authoring. Because, you know, what we really needed was yet another software to distract us from actually creating anything meaningful. Imagine spending hours perfecting those textures that will eventually be viewed in a fraction of a second by someone scrolling through their feed! Because who doesn't want to invest their time in making virtual materials look just right for their imaginary worlds? Can't wait to see all the "amazing" features that will definitely not just be the same old stuff with a shiny new coat. Get ready, artists—your procrastination tool is almost here! #InstaMAT2025