Ah, the Epochalypse is upon us! Just when you thought the Y2K panic was a quaint memory tucked away in the annals of tech history, here we are—38 years later—waiting for our Unix systems to throw a tantrum. Picture this: January 19th, 2038, and all hell breaks loose as the clock strikes 03:14:07 UTC. Will our beloved gadgets freeze like a deer in headlights or will they graciously accept their fate? Maybe this time the apocalypse will come with a software update!

Let’s face it, if you survived Y2K, you’ve got this one in the bag. Just make sure to stock up on snacks for the digital doomsday party!