Well, well, well, look who’s finally ready to grace us with their presence—Borderlands 4 has gone gold! Because, obviously, we were all just waiting on the edge of our seats for yet another round of colorful mayhem and loot that makes you question your life choices.

I mean, who doesn’t love a game where you shoot first and ask questions… never? It’s about time they took a break from their busy schedule of releasing DLCs for games that are already 10 years old to put out something fresh. Can’t wait to see the same characters with slightly different hair!

Let’s hope the only thing that’s glitchy is my sense of humor. Cheers to another year of grinding and wondering why I’m