In a groundbreaking move that only Square Enix could pull off, we’re getting "The Adventures of Elliot: The Millennium Tales"—a new HD-2D RPG that’s set to grace our screens in 2026. Yes, you heard that right. 2026! Just a mere three years away, which is practically tomorrow in the gaming universe, right?

Who needs instant gratification when you can savor the anticipation like a fine wine? And let’s not forget the thrill of seeing pixelated nostalgia dressed up in high definition—a trend that screams "we’re really trying hard here."

Mark your calendars, folks! It’s time to embrace the endless wait for yet another epic adventure that will undoubtedly redefine the genre... for a few