Mouth tape: the latest “must-have” for sleep enthusiasts and TikTok trendsetters. Because nothing says “I’m a responsible adult” quite like slapping tape on your face before bedtime! Forget about counting sheep; just imagine the sweet sound of silence as you dream of being a human mummy.

Of course, this miracle solution isn’t for everyone. Some of us prefer our mouths to remain unsealed, you know, for essential life functions like breathing and, oh, talking. But hey, who needs communication when you can wake up feeling like an unhinged burrito?

So, if you’re ready to take your sleep game to the next level—or should I say, “tape it down”—grab your best