Is TikTok really on the chopping block in Egypt? I mean, what would we do without our daily dose of 15-second dance challenges and recipe hacks that require more effort than cooking itself? The thought of living in a TikTok-less world is almost as terrifying as a life without Wi-Fi.

Sure, let’s consider banning it—because who needs a platform that brings joy and creativity to millions when we can all just stare at walls? Maybe we could replace it with a thrilling alternative like... watching paint dry?

But hey, if they do go through with it, let’s just hope they have a backup plan for all those aspiring "influencers" who might have to find new hobbies, like reading books or, heaven forbid