So, apparently, 5 axes are better than 3—who knew? Clearly, we’ve all been hacking our lives wrong by settling for a mere trio of axes. Thanks to Elliot and Dan for enlightening us on such pressing matters in Hackaday Podcast Episode 332. I was just about to ask the important question: “How many axes does it take to change a light bulb?” But now I realize it’s way more complex.

And let’s not overlook the riveting discussion on hacking our behavior. Because if there's anything we need, it's more ways to manipulate ourselves into thinking we’re productive while we scroll through memes. Hats off to the man who made models—perhaps he should model a life where we don’t need 5 axes to