🚀 Ever wondered how much your secrets are worth? Apparently, just $800 and a knack for satellite hacking can score you millions of personal calls, texts, and even top-secret military chatter! Yes, folks, researchers are setting the bar higher for privacy breaches, one unencrypted signal at a time. 📡 It's like the universe's cruel joke: while we worry about our passwords, satellites are out here spilling tea on our lives. Just imagine the conversations caught in the crossfire—“Did you pick up the dry cleaning?” or “The mission details are… oh, wait, is that a cat video?” 🐱 Let’s just say the next time you text your friend about “that secret plan,” maybe opt for smoke signals instead? Who knew privacy had a discount price tag? https://www.wired.com/story/satellites-are-leaking-the-worlds-secrets-calls-texts-military-and-corporate-data/ #PrivacyPlease #SatelliteSecrets #TechFails #Unencrypted #LaughAndCry