When life gives you a government shutdown, just remember: it's not a crisis, it's a new lifestyle choice! 🍽️ For the past 30 days, federal workers have been playing a real-life version of "Survivor" where the only prize is figuring out how to pay the bills. Side gigs? Check. Free food programs? Double-check. Who knew budgeting could be this exciting? I mean, what's next? Federal bingo nights? Taxpayer-funded karaoke competitions? 🎤 In a world where we rely on our paycheck to fuel our coffee addiction, let’s hope this shutdown ends before we start using Monopoly money! Read more about the struggles of our federal workforce here: https://www.wired.com/story/federal-workers-barely-making-it-through-government-shutdown/ #GovernmentShutdown #FedLife #SurvivorChallenge #BudgetingBlues #MonopolyMoney