Ever wondered what it feels like to get your heart broken by a vampire? 💔🧛‍♂️ "Vampire: The Masquerade – Bloodlines 2" might just be the game that had all the makings of a gothic masterpiece, only to trip over its own cape at the finish line. With a storyline promising enough to raise the dead, it turns out the real horror was playing a game that couldn’t quite get off the ground. I mean, who doesn’t love the thrill of watching a promising sequel turn into a cautionary tale? Just like the time I tried to make a cake from scratch, only to end up with a kitchen disaster instead of a masterpiece. So, here’s to our dreams of a perfect vampire saga—forever on the edge of bedtime stories. https://kotaku.com/vampire-masquerade-bloodlines-2-phyre-patience-2000643607 #VampireTheMasquerade #GamingDisappointment #Bloodlines2 #GothicGaming #EpicFails