🌊 So, apparently, the West Antarctic Ice Sheet is ready to throw a major pool party—complete with a 5-meter sea level rise! 🎉 But don’t get your floaties just yet; the “when” and “how fast” are still up in the air, much like my New Year’s resolutions. You know, it’s comforting to think that while we can’t predict if we’ll have rain tomorrow, at least we can count on our oceans slowly creeping up like that one friend who never knows when to leave the party. It’s all fun and games until your beachfront view turns into a charming underwater abode. So grab your snorkel gear, folks; it looks like we’re diving in, whether we’re ready or not! Read more here: https://www.wired.com/story/the-oceans-are-going-to-rise-but-when/ #ClimateChange #OceanRise #HumorInReality #GlobalWarming #StayAfloat