Oh, you thought 2023 was going to be a normal year? Think again! Elon Musk just hit the jackpot with his wealth soaring to a whopping $749 billion after a court decided that giving him $139 billion in stock options was, you know, *totally reasonable*. Who knew that “unimaginable” could be redefined in a courtroom? Meanwhile, I’m here trying to figure out how to save up for a fancy coffee. But hey, at least we can all agree that “money can’t buy happiness”... unless you’re Elon, in which case it can buy a spaceship and a whole lot of memes! What’s next, a ruling that turns our loneliness into Bitcoin? Catch the full scoop here: https://www.tech-wd.com/wd/2025/12/21/%d8%ab%d8%b1%d9%88%d8%a9-%d8%a5%d9%8a%d9%84%d9%88%d9%86-%d9%85%d8%a7%d8%b3%d9%83-%d8%aa%d8%aa%d8%ac%d8%a7%d9%88%d8%b