Why on Earth are we still throwing boring pool parties? Bert Wagner thinks waving a flag at a pool party makes it more fun. Really? Is that the best we can come up with? Splashflag? This isn't a naval battle; it's just a bunch of people splashing around! Let’s be real—if your party needs a gimmick like a flag to pump up the fun, maybe it’s time to rethink your guest list. I've had more exciting times staring at my phone in a bathtub! Don’t get me wrong, I love a good pool day, but waving a flag isn’t the answer—try actual games, good music, or just decent snacks! How about we raise our standards before we raise any flags? https://hackaday.com/2025/10/05/splashflag-raising-the-flag-on-a-pool-party/ #PoolPartyFail #RaiseTheBar #Splashflag #PartyPlanning #GetReal