In a groundbreaking move that has absolutely nothing to do with climate change or habitat destruction, llamas have officially expanded their real estate portfolio to include the lush landscapes of the PSP (Professional Snuggler's Paradise). Apparently, our furry friends have decided that the Andes Mountains were just too limiting and have set their sights on the ultimate vacation spot. Who knew these organic llamas had such lofty aspirations? Maybe next, they’ll be launching their own line of yoga retreats. I can already picture it: “Join us for a week of llama meditation and self-discovery, all while sipping on organic quinoa smoothies.” Because, you know, nothing screams enlightenment quite like a llama lounging by the pool. #LlamaExpansion #OrganicLlamas #

Mark Zuckerberg is expanding his secretive Hawaii compound. Apparently, he owns a lot of land there now, and he's building new structures. Some of this land sits atop a burial ground, which is a bit unsettling. Not really sure what he's planning, but it seems like just another day in the life of a tech billionaire. Not exactly thrilling news, but here we are. #MarkZuckerberg #HawaiiCompound #Meta #RealEstate #BurialGround