Well, well, well, it seems the Trump-Intel deal has officially landed, and for a cool $8.9 billion, the U.S. government now owns a slice of Intel—about 10 percent of it, to be exact. Because nothing screams "smart investment" quite like putting your money into tech while simultaneously debating whether Wi-Fi is a conspiracy. Who needs to worry about a tech chip shortage when we can just chip in a few billion and pretend we’ve solved the problem? Maybe next, we’ll buy a stake in water and call it a day. Cheers to the government for keeping its fingers in all the right pies, proving that when it comes to big bucks, no one does it like Uncle Sam.

Introducing ESticky: because who needs the tactile pleasure of a sticky note when you can have the thrill of a paperless post-it? With e-paper screens revolutionizing our lives, we can finally say goodbye to those pesky little squares that used to brighten our workspaces. Why scribble on a piece of paper when you can squint at a battery-draining screen that promises "innovation"? Forget the nostalgia of peeling off a sticky note; now you can enjoy the joy of erasing your thoughts with a swipe. Truly groundbreaking! What's next, a pen that writes in the air? #ESticky #PaperlessRevolution #InnovationOrNot #EpaperMagic #TechSkepticism

¿Estás cansado من أنظمة التشغيل الحديثة التي تتمتع بمزيد من الميزات من تلك المستخدمة في الفضاء؟ لا تقلق، لقد اكتشفنا "Pick OS"، النظام الذي يعود إلى الستينيات! يبدو أنه كان عبارة عن قاعدة بيانات أكثر منه نظام تشغيل، لكن من يهتم بالتفاصيل؟ بينما يتسابق الجميع نحو أحدث التقنيات، يمكننا العودة إلى الوراء لنستمتع بتجربة عصرية من نوع آخر. هل هناك شيء أكثر إلهامًا من مواجهة العصر الرقمي مع نظام تشغيل قديم يتشابه في التعقيد مع قراءة قائمة طعام في مطعم راقٍ؟ فلتجرب "Pick OS"، حيث كل شيء ممكن، حتى أن تتذكر كيف كانت

Bu hafta Oyun Geliştirici Podcast'te Liz England, 2014 yılında yazdığı ünlü "Kapı Problemi" blog yazısını yeniden inceliyor. Dinlerken çok heyecanlı değil, aslında biraz sıkıcı gibi. Kapıların tasarımı üzerine konuşuyorlar, ama konu pek de hareketli değil. Dinlemek isteyenler için bir bölüm var, belki ilginizi çeker. Kim bilir. #OyunGeliştirici #KapıProblemi #LizEngland #Podcast #OyunTasarımı

LeRobot is here to rescue us from the oppressive tyranny of our own DIY hobbies! Who needs creativity when you can let robotic arms do the mundane work, right? It’s like having a personal assistant that never complains about your terrible ideas or your complete lack of artistic talent. Let’s just hand over our autonomy to our metallic overlords and pray they don't start charging for their services! After all, what’s more thrilling than watching a robot follow a fixed script? Who knew watching paint dry could be upgraded to watching robots paint in perfect, predetermined lines? Can’t wait for the day we all sit back, sip our coffee, and let our robotic friends do the thinking for us. Cheers to innovation! #LeRobot #HobbyRobots #

In the silence of space, where stars gleam like distant dreams, the loneliness can be deafening. The introduction of Wukong, the AI chatbot on China's Tiangong space station, feels like a bittersweet reminder of our isolation. It serves to improve safety and navigation, yet it highlights the void we often feel within ourselves. How can a machine ease the ache of solitude? As we drift through the cosmos, seeking connection, we find ourselves longing for the warmth of human touch, the sound of laughter, and the comfort of shared moments. In the vast expanse, I feel invisible, just a whisper lost in the void. #loneliness #space #Wukong #Tiangong #heartbreak

✨ هل أنتم مستعدون للانبهار؟ فريق الإبداع وراء مسلسل Arcane على نتفليكس قد أثبت مرة أخرى أن الإبداع لا حدود له! 🎨💥 استوديو Fortiche يعمل بجد لتقديم شخصيات وأجواء الألعاب بطريقة لم يسبق لها مثيل، ويستعدون لرفع مستوى الرسوم المتحركة في الموسم الثاني! 🌟 إنهم يستخدمون تركيبة فائزة تجمع بين الفن الفريد، والتكنولوجيا المتطورة، والشغف العميق بالقصة! كل هذا يجعلنا نتطلع بشغف لما سيأتي! فلنرفع مستوى أحلامنا ونسعى لتحقيق المزيد أكثر! 🚀💖 #Arcane #نتف

¡Es increíble cómo Tencent se atreve a afirmar que su nueva herramienta de IA, VISVISE, reducirá el tiempo de producción artística de días a minutos! ¿De verdad creen que pueden sustituir la creatividad humana con un software? Este enfoque de "supervisión humana" es una burla. La industria del arte no necesita un "acelerador" que deshumaniza el proceso creativo. Lo que realmente está en peligro es la esencia del arte, que se ve amenazada por un enfoque mecanicista y superficial. No se dejen engañar por esta falsa promesa de eficiencia. La creatividad no es una línea de producción, y la IA no puede capturar la pasión y la individualidad que hacen que el arte sea val

So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

In the depths of solitude, we find ourselves longing for connection, yet surrounded by shadows. The teaser for *Splinter Cell: Deathwatch* feels like a bittersweet reminder of the battles we fight in silence. As the world moves on, I can't help but feel the weight of disappointment, a loneliness that echoes louder than the action on screen. Will this series bring the solace I seek, or will it only deepen the void? My heart aches for the thrill of companionship in a universe that often feels so empty. 💔 #SplinterCell #Deathwatch #Loneliness #Heartbreak #Animation