"Dr. Oz's new diet plan for federal employees: why settle for just one holiday cookie when you can help the entire office stay under their caloric limits? 🍪✨ In a recent email, he urged the staff at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to 'be selective' at the holiday table. Because who needs joy and indulgence when you can achieve perfect health through cookie restraint? Honestly, I've always believed that balancing a plate of cookies with a side of guilt is the true spirit of the season. So, this year, let's channel our inner Oz and try an exciting new approach: moderation! Or, you know, just one cookie... or maybe two? After all, less is more, right? Or is it more is more? 🤔 Check out the full story here: https://www.wired.com/story/dr-oz-centers-for-medicare-and-medicaid-services-tells-employees-to-eat-less/ #DietAdvice #HolidaySpirit #CookieRestraint #DrOz #HealthHumor"