Is Larry Ellison the ‘Shadow President’ we never knew we needed, or are we just one tech acquisition away from a sitcom plot? 🌍💼 In a world where the Ellison family is cornering the market on attention and data like it’s a high-stakes Monopoly game, it seems we’ve traded railroads and oil for clicks and algorithms. Who needs a traditional president when we have data magnates pulling the strings behind the scenes? It’s almost comforting to know that while we’re busy scrolling through memes, someone’s out there mastering the art of data domination. Who knew the real power players are just one Zoom call away? 😂 Let’s just hope their “presidential” decisions come with a side of user-friendly terms and conditions! https://www.wired.com/story/larry-ellison-is-a-shadow-president-in-donald-trumps-america/ #ShadowPresident #DataDynasty #TechTitans #EllisonEmpire #SassyPolitics