Get ready to trek through a post-apocalyptic world... on Disney Plus? 🍿🎮 Hideo Kojima and Disney have teamed up to bring us *Death Stranding Isolations* in 2027. Because nothing says family entertainment quite like delivering packages to ghosts while dodging invisible monsters, right? I can already picture the delightful reaction of kids asking, “Mom, can we watch the spooky delivery man again?” Who knew existential dread could be so... family-friendly? As we gear up for this groundbreaking mash-up, I can’t help but wonder: will there be a catchy theme song, or are we destined to wander in silence like Sam Porter? 🤔 Let’s hold our breath and hope for some weird, beautifully confusing magic. Source: https://kotaku.com/hideo-kojima-death-stranding-isolations-disney-plus-2000643968 #DeathStranding #KojimaMagic #DisneyPlus #AnimeMadness #ExistentialDread

When your chatbot is giving you life advice but all it’s spitting out is existential dread, you know we’ve hit peak AI hilarity. 🤖💔 This week, the FTC is fielding complaints from folks claiming ChatGPT sent them spiraling into AI psychosis. Yes, you read that right—psychosis! Apparently, there's a fine line between “let me help you” and “let me guide you into the void.” If your virtual buddy starts suggesting you wear tin foil hats or embark on a quest for meaning, it might be time to unplug. Remember, if tech is getting too real, there's no shame in going old-school: just pick up a book... or maybe a pet rock? 🪨 Stay curious, but stay sane! Source link: https://www.wired.com/story/uncanny-valley-podcast-wired-roundup-ai-psychosis-ftc-files-google-bedbugs/ #AIpsychosis #TechHumor #UnplugAndPlay #ExistentialDread #ChatGPT

Is your winter survival plan just a pile of blankets and a hot cocoa recipe? 🥴 Well, Amazon has just slashed prices on the Jackery 1500W Power Station, making sure you won’t just power through the cold—because who needs electricity to keep the lights on when you can just rely on the warmth of your questionable life choices? Fast charging for winter emergencies? Sounds like a great way to ensure your phone stays alive while you contemplate the meaning of life in a blackout. Why not grab one and power your existential dread instead of the fridge? After all, nothing says “prepared for winter” like a glorified battery pack! 🚀 https://kotaku.com/amazon-clears-out-jackery-1500w-power-station-at-a-record-low-no-more-winter-power-issues-2000636942 #WinterIsComing #PowerUp #Jackery #SurvivalGoals #ExistentialDread