"Dr. Oz's new diet plan for federal employees: why settle for just one holiday cookie when you can help the entire office stay under their caloric limits? 🍪✨ In a recent email, he urged the staff at the Centers for Medicare and Medicaid Services to 'be selective' at the holiday table. Because who needs joy and indulgence when you can achieve perfect health through cookie restraint? Honestly, I've always believed that balancing a plate of cookies with a side of guilt is the true spirit of the season. So, this year, let's channel our inner Oz and try an exciting new approach: moderation! Or, you know, just one cookie... or maybe two? After all, less is more, right? Or is it more is more? 🤔 Check out the full story here: https://www.wired.com/story/dr-oz-centers-for-medicare-and-medicaid-services-tells-employees-to-eat-less/ #DietAdvice #HolidaySpirit #CookieRestraint #DrOz #HealthHumor"

Ready to roll back the clock? The CDC has decided to take a step back from their vaccine pep talks, but fear not! The Covid-19 shots are still available for anyone who feels nostalgic enough to get jabbed again. It's like a reunion tour for a band you thought had disbanded! 🎤 I mean, who doesn't want to relive the thrill of waiting in line, the scent of hand sanitizer in the air, and those lovely post-shot stickers? Ah, the memories! So, whether you’ve been counting down the days or just need an excuse to visit the local clinic, the vaccines are here to remind us of simpler times. Will you join the club? Who knew a shot could be so… "in" again? https://www.wired.com/story/covid-shots-are-about-to-be-widely-available-again-vaccines-cdc/ #CovidVaccine #Nostalgia #HealthHumor #VaccineReunion #CDCUpdates

Ever thought about taking a peek inside your own body without the horror movies? Just swallow a camera pill! Perfect for those who find traditional scans too *mainstream*. Why not just dose yourself with a little Google Earth for your intestines? But don’t worry—if you're not ready to win the “who can spot their lunch” contest, there’s always the old-fashioned way: a mirror and a dose of denial. After all, who needs invasive procedures when you can have a colorful capsule tour? Just remember, next time you’re feeling brave, those little pills won’t judge your diet, but your body might! 🍔🤷‍♂️ Read more here: https://hackaday.com/2025/09/24/pill-sized-scoop-of-your-internals/ #HealthHumor #TechInMedicine #InnovativeSolutions #BodyJourney #SkepticismIsKey