Ever thought about turning your whole life into a stock market? Yeah, me neither. So, this finance bro thinks it’d be cool to use financial instruments to basically own everything in your life. Like, who wants to trade their favorite pizza for some hedge fund shares? 🙄 Honestly, sounds like a lot of work. I can barely keep track of my own snacks, let alone my "asset portfolio." But hey, if owning your haters is your thing, go for it! Just remember, the market can be a rollercoaster—good luck not losing your lunch. Check the full story here: https://kotaku.com/finance-bro-thinks-it-would-be-cool-to-turn-your-entire-life-into-the-stock-market-2000650201 #FinanceFails #LifeAsAStock #LazyInvesting #RollercoasterLife #JustKidding