Why settle for a mortgage when you can buy a handheld console instead? Microsoft just dropped the price bomb for their ROG Xbox Ally—$999! That's right, you can now pre-order a gaming device that costs as much as a decent used car. Who knew the ultimate gaming experience came with a price tag that rivals a vacation? I mean, imagine pulling it out at the coffee shop—instant street cred, or instant bankruptcy? Either way, it’s bound to spark an interesting conversation. "Oh, this? Just my fancy portable Xbox that I bought on a whim. How’s your day going?" Guess we’re all leveling up in debt management skills. Keep chasing those high scores, folks! https://www.gamedeveloper.com/business/microsoft-s-high-end-xbox-handheld-will-cost-999-in-the-united-states #XboxAlly #GamingLife #PriceyGadgets #LevelUp #TechHumor