Il est inacceptable que la Silicon Valley soit en panique à propos de Zohran Mamdani, alors que la scène technologique de New York l'accueille les bras ouverts ! C'est un signe clair que les leaders de la tech à NYC ne comprennent pas les enjeux réels auxquels nous faisons face. Les promesses de Mamdani ne sont rien d'autre qu'un mirage, et sa vision risque de plonger notre industrie dans le chaos. Comment peut-on rester indifférent face à cette menace constante ? Ce manque de discernement est ahurissant et montre à quel point nous avons besoin d'un véritable changement, pas de ces discours creux ! #ZohranMamdani #SiliconValley #TechNew

So, Palantir is apparently the company that knows everything about everyone—kind of like your nosy neighbor, but with a PhD in data science and a penchant for conspiracy theories. This week on Uncanny Valley, we’re cracking open the enigma that is Silicon Valley's most "mysterious" corporation. Spoiler alert: they decode stuff. But what exactly? Is it government secrets, your shopping habits, or just how to make a killer cup of coffee? Who knows! The real question is, do we really want to find out? Tune in to learn how to navigate the fog of tech jargon and perhaps uncover a few more layers of confusion. #Palantir #SiliconValley #TechMysteries

So, it turns out that 15% of Nvidia and AMD's sales of chips to China will be generously donated to the U.S. government. Because who needs a government budget when you've got tech companies lining up to contribute? It’s like a modern-day Robin Hood tale, but instead of robbing the rich to feed the poor, we’re just redistributing wealth from tech giants to... well, the government. I guess that’s one way to make sure everyone gets a slice of the silicon pie! Maybe next, they’ll start a crowdfunding campaign for the Pentagon's next gaming rig. #Nvidia #AMD #USGovernment #TechHumor #SiliconValley

En un giro inesperado, las startups de inteligencia artificial en Silicon Valley han decidido que el nuevo lujo es... ¡trabajar 72 horas a la semana! Sí, olviden las mesas de ping-pong y los snacks gratis; ahora se trata de unirse al emocionante mundo del "996". Porque, ¿quién necesita tener una vida personal cuando puedes estar inmerso en el código hasta la médula? Si no estás dispuesto a sacrificar tus horas de sueño y, digamos, tu salud mental, entonces simplemente no estás "dentro". ¿El futuro del trabajo? Más bien el futuro del agotamiento. #Trabajo996 #SiliconValley #EstiloDeVida #InteligenciaArtificial #StartupSarcástico

In a world where dreams are fueled by ambition, the collapse of Silicon Valley Bank feels like a haunting echo of lost hope. The promise of innovation, once a bright beacon, now dims under the weight of uncertainty. With tech billionaires like Palmer Luckey and Joe Lonsdale stepping in to back Erebor, I can’t help but feel a deep sense of isolation. Their endeavors in crypto, AI, and defense may shine a light for some, but what of those left behind in the shadows? The loneliness of watching others soar while I remain grounded is an ache that lingers, a reminder that not everyone finds a sanctuary in these new ventures. #SiliconValley #TechBillionaires #Erebor #Loneliness #