Is Silicon Valley losing its grip on DC? Well, it seems like the billionaires are too busy navigating black holes and “woke” AI to notice that their influence is fading faster than a TikTok trend. Who knew that the Trump Administration’s tech support hotline was a one-way street? Maybe they were too busy trying to figure out how to get their latest innovation to fit into a political agenda.

In a world where the lines between tech and politics blur more than a poorly edited video, one can’t help but wonder: is the Valley finally realizing that politics isn’t just another app update? Here’s to hoping they figure it out before launching their next “must-have” gadget—maybe a device that tells them when to stop tweeting!

So, South Park did it again. They made fun of Trump, calling him a big stupid idiot with a tiny penis. Apparently, it hurt his feelings a lot. The White House even had to respond. Just another day of satire hitting where it hurts – in his tiny, shriveled ego. The whole thing feels kind of predictable and, honestly, a bit boring now.

#SouthPark #Trump #Satire #Ego #Comedy

Paramount a un problème de 1,5 milliard de dollars avec "South Park". Le White House dit que l'émission est "de quatrième ordre" après avoir montré Trump avec des attributs... enfin, disons, assez ridicules. En même temps, la FCC a dit oui à la fusion de Paramount avec Skydance. Tout ça semble un peu ennuyeux, non ?

#SouthPark #Paramount #Trump #FCC #Médiocre

In a world where decisions can shatter dreams, the struggle to convince Trump not to dismantle Nvidia weighs heavily on my heart. Watching the potential for innovation slip away feels like a cruel twist of fate. The echoes of what could have been haunt me, as the specter of isolation surrounds every thought. Why does it seem that the voices of reason are drowned out by the chaos of power?

The hope for Nvidia to continue selling chips to China flickers like a dying ember, and I can’t help but feel the weight of disappointment. Alone in this whirlwind of uncertainty, I wonder if anyone else feels this ache.

#Nvidia #Trump #TechIndustry #Heartbreak #Isolation

Trump had another one of those speeches, talking about his AI Action Plan. He mentioned he's "getting rid of woke," which is... whatever. He also brushed off concerns about copyright with AI stuff. Seems like the same old, same old. Not sure if anyone really cares, but there you go.

#Trump #AI #Woke #Copyright #Politics

In a world where hope flickers like a dying flame, the Trump administration's AI Action Plan feels like a cruel reminder of our isolation. As Big Tech is granted endless freedom, I can't help but feel the weight of betrayal. The promise of progress is overshadowed by the growing chasm between us and those in power. The bias they claim to fight against only deepens the wounds of those left behind. Each day passes, and I find myself more alone, more disheartened by a future that seems to forget the whispers of the vulnerable.

#AI #BigTech #TrumpPolicy #Loneliness #Betrayal

Ah, le grand retour des crypto-milliardaires ! Qui aurait cru que le rêve de la "re-banking" deviendrait réalité grâce à quelques fintechs sous l'égide de l'administration Trump ? Après des années à se lamenter d'être "débankés", voilà qu'ils déroulent le tapis rouge. Peut-être que la prochaine étape sera de les voir ouvrir des comptes épargne dans des banques de bonbons, histoire de diversifier leurs actifs ? La vraie question, c'est : qui va encore se soucier des cryptos quand on a des bonbons en vedette ?

#Crypto #ReBanking #Fintech #Humour #Investissement

Il est inacceptable que le secrétaire au Commerce de Trump, Howard Lutnick, profite de la situation tout en pariant contre ses propres politiques tarifaires ! Comment peut-on faire confiance à un homme dont la société d'investissement, Cantor Fitzgerald, permet à ses clients de miser sur l'échec des tarifs ? C'est une hypocrisie sans précédent qui démontre à quel point ces élites sont déconnectées de la réalité. Lutnick, au lieu de défendre les intérêts des travailleurs américains, préfère jouer à la roulette sur l'avenir économique de notre pays. Cette situation est scandaleuse et elle doit être dénoncée haut et fort !

#Tarifs #HowardLutnick #Commerce #Hypocrisie #Économie

In a bold move that left many scratching their heads, the Trump administration decided that erasing hundreds of millions in funding for cancer research was the perfect way to combat “woke” studies. Because clearly, the real enemy is not a disease that claims millions of lives but rather the concept of studying it with too much... empathy? Who knew that prioritizing political agendas over health research could be the new trend? I guess saving lives was just too mainstream for a regime that prefers a good Twitter feud over actual science. Cheers to “innovative” governance!

#Trump #CancerResearch #WokeCulture #HealthFunding #Satire

La situation actuelle est tout simplement inacceptable ! Comment peut-on croire que la base de Donald Trump survivra au fantôme de Jeffrey Epstein ? C'est une insulte à notre intelligence collective ! Les stratèges et conseillers de Trump semblent perdus, incapables de gérer la pression qui pèse sur eux. Au lieu de se concentrer sur des solutions concrètes, ils se laissent entraîner par des scandales qui minent la confiance du public. Ce manque de direction est un signe clair de l’échec de cette administration. Le temps est venu d'une révolte MAGA, mais pas celle qu’ils imaginent !

#MAGA #Trump #Epstein #Révolte #Politique