• ¡Atención, amantes de los videojuegos y la comida! ¿Están listos para el lanzamiento de “Dosa Divas”? Porque, al parecer, ahora podemos luchar contra el capitalismo con... ¡comida! Sí, han leído bien. ¿Quién necesita una revolución social cuando puedes lanzar un "dosa" (una especie de crepe india) en la cara de un agente de ICE? ¡Qué idea tan revolucionaria!

    Outerloop Games se ha propuesto "humanizar" las experiencias de los inmigrantes. Claro, porque nada dice “solidaridad” como un RPG donde los jugadores se visten de chefs y atacan a los capitalistas con un menú de platos picantes. En un mundo donde las injusticias son más abundantes que los “dosa” en un festival de comida, lo que realmente necesitamos es una experiencia de juego colorida que nos permita “luchar” mientras cocinamos. ¡Olé!

    Imaginen la escena: en lugar de armas y balas, los jugadores empuñan cucharas y sartenes, derritiendo el capitalismo a fuego lento. La jugabilidad se centra en la recolección de ingredientes y la creación de recetas mientras evitan las redadas de ICE. ¡Increíble! Porque, claro, con un poco de curry y un toque de comedia, todo se soluciona.

    Y no olvidemos el impacto visual. Los gráficos son tan vibrantes que te harán cuestionar si realmente estás jugando o si te has perdido en un mercado de especias. Pero, ¿realmente pensamos que lanzar un “dosa” a un hombre de traje va a cambiar algo? Supongo que en este universo alternativo, el poder de la comida es más fuerte que cualquier ley injusta. ¡Bien por nosotros!

    Mientras nos preparamos para este juego "picante", es esencial recordar que la lucha real sucede fuera de la pantalla. Pero, hey, al menos podemos disfrutar de un rato de diversión mientras ignoramos las realidades del mundo. Quizás después de jugar, cuando nuestros corazones estén llenos de alegría por haber "luchado" contra el sistema, aún encontraremos tiempo para reflexionar sobre cómo podemos ayudar realmente a los inmigrantes en lugar de lanzarle comida a los capitalistas.

    Así que, si están buscando una forma de escapar de la dura realidad, “Dosa Divas” podría ser su boleto. Pero no se olviden de salir y hacer algo real: cocinar para los demás, organizarse en sus comunidades o, simplemente, no lanzarse los unos a los otros con comida.

    La próxima vez que piensen en un juego que "humaniza" la experiencia de los inmigrantes, recuerden que, a veces, la mejor forma de luchar no es con un plato, sino con una acción genuina.

    #DosaDivas #LuchaContraElCapitalismo #Videojuegos #Inmigración #ComidaConCausa
    ¡Atención, amantes de los videojuegos y la comida! ¿Están listos para el lanzamiento de “Dosa Divas”? Porque, al parecer, ahora podemos luchar contra el capitalismo con... ¡comida! Sí, han leído bien. ¿Quién necesita una revolución social cuando puedes lanzar un "dosa" (una especie de crepe india) en la cara de un agente de ICE? ¡Qué idea tan revolucionaria! Outerloop Games se ha propuesto "humanizar" las experiencias de los inmigrantes. Claro, porque nada dice “solidaridad” como un RPG donde los jugadores se visten de chefs y atacan a los capitalistas con un menú de platos picantes. En un mundo donde las injusticias son más abundantes que los “dosa” en un festival de comida, lo que realmente necesitamos es una experiencia de juego colorida que nos permita “luchar” mientras cocinamos. ¡Olé! Imaginen la escena: en lugar de armas y balas, los jugadores empuñan cucharas y sartenes, derritiendo el capitalismo a fuego lento. La jugabilidad se centra en la recolección de ingredientes y la creación de recetas mientras evitan las redadas de ICE. ¡Increíble! Porque, claro, con un poco de curry y un toque de comedia, todo se soluciona. Y no olvidemos el impacto visual. Los gráficos son tan vibrantes que te harán cuestionar si realmente estás jugando o si te has perdido en un mercado de especias. Pero, ¿realmente pensamos que lanzar un “dosa” a un hombre de traje va a cambiar algo? Supongo que en este universo alternativo, el poder de la comida es más fuerte que cualquier ley injusta. ¡Bien por nosotros! Mientras nos preparamos para este juego "picante", es esencial recordar que la lucha real sucede fuera de la pantalla. Pero, hey, al menos podemos disfrutar de un rato de diversión mientras ignoramos las realidades del mundo. Quizás después de jugar, cuando nuestros corazones estén llenos de alegría por haber "luchado" contra el sistema, aún encontraremos tiempo para reflexionar sobre cómo podemos ayudar realmente a los inmigrantes en lugar de lanzarle comida a los capitalistas. Así que, si están buscando una forma de escapar de la dura realidad, “Dosa Divas” podría ser su boleto. Pero no se olviden de salir y hacer algo real: cocinar para los demás, organizarse en sus comunidades o, simplemente, no lanzarse los unos a los otros con comida. La próxima vez que piensen en un juego que "humaniza" la experiencia de los inmigrantes, recuerden que, a veces, la mejor forma de luchar no es con un plato, sino con una acción genuina. #DosaDivas #LuchaContraElCapitalismo #Videojuegos #Inmigración #ComidaConCausa
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  • Call of Duty bosses offer top gunplay tips for Ballerina movie fans in Black Ops 6

    Activision has included movie assassin Ballerina in the latest multiplayer version of Black Ops 6 and here they are exclusively offering Daily Star readers their top tips to become a gun heroTech17:04, 13 Jun 2025Ballerina in Call of DutyJohn Wick movie Ballerina has take over Call of Duty and the bods behind the game have given us some top tips on how to become the shooter king.The movie follows actress Ana de Armas as protagonist badass assassin Eve Macarro as she takes on all kinds of baddies alongside Keanu Reeve’s anti-hero John Wick.‌And to celebrate the silver screen success, Activision has included Eve, aka Ballerina, into Black Ops 6 as a playable online character cmplete with her own guns, finishing move and load screen as a downloadable add-on.‌But how can you, like Ana herself, become the star of mass destruction in the PS5 and Xbox game?The makers of Call of Duty have offered Daily Star readers these exclusive tips for online multiplayer mayhem in the game…Fire your guns as Ana de ArmasArticle continues belowEmbrace the Ruska Rogue : Don the "Ruska Rogue" Operator Skin for a sleek, black tactical look that screams stealth and deadly efficiency. Blend into the shadows and strike with calculated precision. You can adopt a minimalist, all-black approach to your loadout and Operator selection, channeling Wick's understated lethality. Remember, sometimes the most dangerous players are the ones you barely notice.Know Your Armoury : Equip the "Relevé" AK-74, "Plié" Saug, or "Arabesque" 9MM PM, all featuring High Table Coin Tracers and Death FX. Not only will you look good, but you'll also send a message: your enemies are just currency in your quest for victory . Aim for headshots to maximise your impact and conserve ammo. Use the AK-74 for mid-range engagements, the Saug for close-quarters dominance, and the 9MM PM as a reliable sidearm.‌Dance With Death, Literally: Master the "Dance With Death" Finishing Move. Nothing is more demoralising than eliminating an opponent with a graceful, yet brutal, execution. Use it strategically when you're sure you're safe from interruption. However, don't get caught up in the theatrics . Like Macarro, seek tactical reloads after every engagement, ensuring you're always ready for the next threat.Black Ops 6 has a fantastic multiplayer suite‌Pirouette to Victory : Utilise the "Pirouette" Emote to taunt your fallen foes. A well-timed pirouette can tilt the mental game in your favour, especially after a clutch play. But remember, survival is paramount . Know when to disengage and reposition, just like Ballerina. A tactical retreat can be just as effective as a head-on assault.Article continues belowCharm Your Way to the Top : Equip the "Keepsake" Weapon Charm as a reminder of your mission and to add a touch of personal flair to your weapon. Small details can make a big difference in your gameplay and standing in the lobby. Furthermore, master your weapon . An assassin knows the ins and outs of every firearm he or she uses. Practice with different weapons to find what suits your play style and become proficient with it.Know Your Role: Just like a ballerina needs to know their choreography, understand your role on the team. Are you the aggressive fragger, the objective player, or the support specialist? Tailor your loadout and play style to maximise your contribution to the team's success. Remember, even the most elegant ballerina needs a solid foundation. Use cover, listen for footsteps, and anticipate enemy movements. Situational awareness is key to survival.
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    Call of Duty bosses offer top gunplay tips for Ballerina movie fans in Black Ops 6
    Activision has included movie assassin Ballerina in the latest multiplayer version of Black Ops 6 and here they are exclusively offering Daily Star readers their top tips to become a gun heroTech17:04, 13 Jun 2025Ballerina in Call of DutyJohn Wick movie Ballerina has take over Call of Duty and the bods behind the game have given us some top tips on how to become the shooter king.The movie follows actress Ana de Armas as protagonist badass assassin Eve Macarro as she takes on all kinds of baddies alongside Keanu Reeve’s anti-hero John Wick.‌And to celebrate the silver screen success, Activision has included Eve, aka Ballerina, into Black Ops 6 as a playable online character cmplete with her own guns, finishing move and load screen as a downloadable add-on.‌But how can you, like Ana herself, become the star of mass destruction in the PS5 and Xbox game?The makers of Call of Duty have offered Daily Star readers these exclusive tips for online multiplayer mayhem in the game…Fire your guns as Ana de ArmasArticle continues belowEmbrace the Ruska Rogue : Don the "Ruska Rogue" Operator Skin for a sleek, black tactical look that screams stealth and deadly efficiency. Blend into the shadows and strike with calculated precision. You can adopt a minimalist, all-black approach to your loadout and Operator selection, channeling Wick's understated lethality. Remember, sometimes the most dangerous players are the ones you barely notice.Know Your Armoury : Equip the "Relevé" AK-74, "Plié" Saug, or "Arabesque" 9MM PM, all featuring High Table Coin Tracers and Death FX. Not only will you look good, but you'll also send a message: your enemies are just currency in your quest for victory . Aim for headshots to maximise your impact and conserve ammo. Use the AK-74 for mid-range engagements, the Saug for close-quarters dominance, and the 9MM PM as a reliable sidearm.‌Dance With Death, Literally: Master the "Dance With Death" Finishing Move. Nothing is more demoralising than eliminating an opponent with a graceful, yet brutal, execution. Use it strategically when you're sure you're safe from interruption. However, don't get caught up in the theatrics . Like Macarro, seek tactical reloads after every engagement, ensuring you're always ready for the next threat.Black Ops 6 has a fantastic multiplayer suite‌Pirouette to Victory : Utilise the "Pirouette" Emote to taunt your fallen foes. A well-timed pirouette can tilt the mental game in your favour, especially after a clutch play. But remember, survival is paramount . Know when to disengage and reposition, just like Ballerina. A tactical retreat can be just as effective as a head-on assault.Article continues belowCharm Your Way to the Top : Equip the "Keepsake" Weapon Charm as a reminder of your mission and to add a touch of personal flair to your weapon. Small details can make a big difference in your gameplay and standing in the lobby. Furthermore, master your weapon . An assassin knows the ins and outs of every firearm he or she uses. Practice with different weapons to find what suits your play style and become proficient with it.Know Your Role: Just like a ballerina needs to know their choreography, understand your role on the team. Are you the aggressive fragger, the objective player, or the support specialist? Tailor your loadout and play style to maximise your contribution to the team's success. Remember, even the most elegant ballerina needs a solid foundation. Use cover, listen for footsteps, and anticipate enemy movements. Situational awareness is key to survival. #call #duty #bosses #offer #top
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    Call of Duty bosses offer top gunplay tips for Ballerina movie fans in Black Ops 6
    Activision has included movie assassin Ballerina in the latest multiplayer version of Black Ops 6 and here they are exclusively offering Daily Star readers their top tips to become a gun heroTech17:04, 13 Jun 2025Ballerina in Call of DutyJohn Wick movie Ballerina has take over Call of Duty and the bods behind the game have given us some top tips on how to become the shooter king.The movie follows actress Ana de Armas as protagonist badass assassin Eve Macarro as she takes on all kinds of baddies alongside Keanu Reeve’s anti-hero John Wick.‌And to celebrate the silver screen success, Activision has included Eve, aka Ballerina, into Black Ops 6 as a playable online character cmplete with her own guns, finishing move and load screen as a downloadable add-on.‌But how can you, like Ana herself, become the star of mass destruction in the PS5 and Xbox game?The makers of Call of Duty have offered Daily Star readers these exclusive tips for online multiplayer mayhem in the game…Fire your guns as Ana de Armas(Image: Activision)Article continues belowEmbrace the Ruska Rogue : Don the "Ruska Rogue" Operator Skin for a sleek, black tactical look that screams stealth and deadly efficiency. Blend into the shadows and strike with calculated precision. You can adopt a minimalist, all-black approach to your loadout and Operator selection, channeling Wick's understated lethality. Remember, sometimes the most dangerous players are the ones you barely notice.Know Your Armoury : Equip the "Relevé" AK-74, "Plié" Saug, or "Arabesque" 9MM PM, all featuring High Table Coin Tracers and Death FX. Not only will you look good, but you'll also send a message: your enemies are just currency in your quest for victory . Aim for headshots to maximise your impact and conserve ammo. Use the AK-74 for mid-range engagements, the Saug for close-quarters dominance, and the 9MM PM as a reliable sidearm.‌Dance With Death, Literally (and Tactically Reload) : Master the "Dance With Death" Finishing Move. Nothing is more demoralising than eliminating an opponent with a graceful, yet brutal, execution. Use it strategically when you're sure you're safe from interruption. However, don't get caught up in the theatrics . Like Macarro, seek tactical reloads after every engagement, ensuring you're always ready for the next threat.Black Ops 6 has a fantastic multiplayer suite‌Pirouette to Victory : Utilise the "Pirouette" Emote to taunt your fallen foes (sparingly, of course!). A well-timed pirouette can tilt the mental game in your favour, especially after a clutch play. But remember, survival is paramount . Know when to disengage and reposition, just like Ballerina. A tactical retreat can be just as effective as a head-on assault.Article continues belowCharm Your Way to the Top : Equip the "Keepsake" Weapon Charm as a reminder of your mission and to add a touch of personal flair to your weapon. Small details can make a big difference in your gameplay and standing in the lobby. Furthermore, master your weapon . An assassin knows the ins and outs of every firearm he or she uses. Practice with different weapons to find what suits your play style and become proficient with it.Know Your Role (and Your Surroundings) : Just like a ballerina needs to know their choreography, understand your role on the team. Are you the aggressive fragger, the objective player, or the support specialist? Tailor your loadout and play style to maximise your contribution to the team's success. Remember, even the most elegant ballerina needs a solid foundation. Use cover, listen for footsteps, and anticipate enemy movements. Situational awareness is key to survival.
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  • Ballerina Review: Ana de Armas Vehicle Doesn’t Hold A Candle To the John Wick Movies

    Ballerina is what happens when a studio wants to extend a franchise but really has no reason to do so except a financial one. Subtitled From The World of John Wick, this action thriller contains too much action and precious little thrills. Directedby Len Wiseman of Underworld fame, Ballerina is set in the same universe as the four majestic adrenaline epics starring Keanu Reeves, and incorporates as many elements from those films as possible, including the Continental Hotel and the Ruska Roma, not to mention appearances from Ian McShane, Anjelica Huston, the late, great Lance Reddick, and Mr. Reeves himself.
    But what is also found in ample supply in the John Wick movies and sadly missing in Ballerina is heart, character, and a sense of conviction. At the center of the movie is a miscast, utterly bland Ana de Armas as Eve Macarro, whose father’s death sent her as a little girl into the custody of McShane’s Winston Scott and, eventually, the tutelage of the Directorof the Ruska Roma ballet/assassin school. It’s there that Eve goes through the usual training montage, with her inability to dance only matched by her evident aptitude at killing and fighting.

    Once her training is complete, Eve is sent out into the world on Ruska Roma business, but of course her main goal is avenging her dad, who was killed by members of a mysterious cult led by the enigmatic Chancellor. No sooner can you say “she’s gone rogue” than she does just that, jetting off to Prague in pursuit of a cult memberwho’s trying to get himself and his own little daughter out from under the Chancellor’s thumb, while finding herself at odds with the Director and pursued by the Chancellor’s minions at every turn.
    The movie’s thin “lady vengeance” premise, which we’ve seen countless times before, is reheated once again by screenwriter Shay Hatten, who has co-written the last two John Wick entries but seems lost here. Unlike John Wick himself, whose single-minded quest for revenge over the death of his dog took on mythic overtones as more layers to both John and the surreal world of elegant criminality in which he moved were revealed, Eve has nothing to define her that hasn’t been done or said before. It doesn’t help that Armas, while up to the role’s physicality, offers nothing in terms of personality—she’s an empty vessel. Which is a shame, since she’s displayed earthiness, complexity, and a sexy playfulnessin previous work.

    The rest of the non-Wick cast is forgettable as well, with Byrne’s Chancellor and his entire regime badly underdeveloped, and Reedus completely wasted in what amounts to maybe two scenes. McShane, Reddick, and Huston just go through their paces, spouting lots of portentous lines about “choice” and “fate” that ring mostly hollow, as does a late-stage twist that carries no weight because one of the characters involved barely registers.
    As for the Baba Yaga himself, the largely non-verbal Reeves is the “Chekhov’s gun” of the film: introduced briefly in the first act, he inevitably turns up again in the third act, parachuted in by the magic of rumored reshoots even though his contribution to the narrative amounts to absolutely nothing. It’s always nice to see him, but if you took him out, it wouldn’t drastically change the picture.
    Speaking of reshoots, there’s a Frankenstein nature to the proceedings that provides evidence for the reports that Wick directorChad Stahelski refilmed much of the movie after Wiseman’s first draft came up short. While the first act is a murky, enervated slog, things seem to pick up in the middle, with a more eye-catching color scheme, a creative, free-flowing use of the camera, and some of the more inventive, oddball action that has become part and parcel of the franchise—most notably in a scene where de Armas and an enemy smash a pile of dinner plates over each other’s heads with manic Three Stooges-like energy.
    Unfortunately, there’s also a sadistic edge to a lot of the action this time as well, particularly in a climactic fight involving flamethrowers that badly wants to emulate the famous overhead apartment shot from John Wick: Chapter 4 but goes on for far too long and ultimately becomes actively unpleasant. That’s a problem with even the better action on hand in Ballerina, as if the filmmakers want to make up for the film’s deficiencies by overdoing what the series is best known for.
    Hatten’s script was an original piece that was rewritten to fit into the John Wick universe, with elements introduced in John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum to pave the way for the arrival of Eve and Ballerina. But this reverse engineering highlights the pitfalls of trying to create a cinematic universe without stopping to wonder whether it’s a good idea.
    Watching John Wick stonily fight and slaughter his way through his off-center world and its population of funky, eccentric weirdos has been fantastic funbecause of the unique nature of the character and that world. But dropping the more conventional, cliched tropes of Ballerina into the mix, along with a protagonistnot nearly as compelling, only exemplifies that the John Wick movies are character-driven first and foremost. All the brutal action, heavy-handed callbacks, and predictable cameos in the world can’t make this Ballerina into a better dancer.

    Ballerina opens in theaters in the U.S. on Friday, June 6.

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    Ballerina Review: Ana de Armas Vehicle Doesn’t Hold A Candle To the John Wick Movies
    Ballerina is what happens when a studio wants to extend a franchise but really has no reason to do so except a financial one. Subtitled From The World of John Wick, this action thriller contains too much action and precious little thrills. Directedby Len Wiseman of Underworld fame, Ballerina is set in the same universe as the four majestic adrenaline epics starring Keanu Reeves, and incorporates as many elements from those films as possible, including the Continental Hotel and the Ruska Roma, not to mention appearances from Ian McShane, Anjelica Huston, the late, great Lance Reddick, and Mr. Reeves himself. But what is also found in ample supply in the John Wick movies and sadly missing in Ballerina is heart, character, and a sense of conviction. At the center of the movie is a miscast, utterly bland Ana de Armas as Eve Macarro, whose father’s death sent her as a little girl into the custody of McShane’s Winston Scott and, eventually, the tutelage of the Directorof the Ruska Roma ballet/assassin school. It’s there that Eve goes through the usual training montage, with her inability to dance only matched by her evident aptitude at killing and fighting. Once her training is complete, Eve is sent out into the world on Ruska Roma business, but of course her main goal is avenging her dad, who was killed by members of a mysterious cult led by the enigmatic Chancellor. No sooner can you say “she’s gone rogue” than she does just that, jetting off to Prague in pursuit of a cult memberwho’s trying to get himself and his own little daughter out from under the Chancellor’s thumb, while finding herself at odds with the Director and pursued by the Chancellor’s minions at every turn. The movie’s thin “lady vengeance” premise, which we’ve seen countless times before, is reheated once again by screenwriter Shay Hatten, who has co-written the last two John Wick entries but seems lost here. Unlike John Wick himself, whose single-minded quest for revenge over the death of his dog took on mythic overtones as more layers to both John and the surreal world of elegant criminality in which he moved were revealed, Eve has nothing to define her that hasn’t been done or said before. It doesn’t help that Armas, while up to the role’s physicality, offers nothing in terms of personality—she’s an empty vessel. Which is a shame, since she’s displayed earthiness, complexity, and a sexy playfulnessin previous work. The rest of the non-Wick cast is forgettable as well, with Byrne’s Chancellor and his entire regime badly underdeveloped, and Reedus completely wasted in what amounts to maybe two scenes. McShane, Reddick, and Huston just go through their paces, spouting lots of portentous lines about “choice” and “fate” that ring mostly hollow, as does a late-stage twist that carries no weight because one of the characters involved barely registers. As for the Baba Yaga himself, the largely non-verbal Reeves is the “Chekhov’s gun” of the film: introduced briefly in the first act, he inevitably turns up again in the third act, parachuted in by the magic of rumored reshoots even though his contribution to the narrative amounts to absolutely nothing. It’s always nice to see him, but if you took him out, it wouldn’t drastically change the picture. Speaking of reshoots, there’s a Frankenstein nature to the proceedings that provides evidence for the reports that Wick directorChad Stahelski refilmed much of the movie after Wiseman’s first draft came up short. While the first act is a murky, enervated slog, things seem to pick up in the middle, with a more eye-catching color scheme, a creative, free-flowing use of the camera, and some of the more inventive, oddball action that has become part and parcel of the franchise—most notably in a scene where de Armas and an enemy smash a pile of dinner plates over each other’s heads with manic Three Stooges-like energy. Unfortunately, there’s also a sadistic edge to a lot of the action this time as well, particularly in a climactic fight involving flamethrowers that badly wants to emulate the famous overhead apartment shot from John Wick: Chapter 4 but goes on for far too long and ultimately becomes actively unpleasant. That’s a problem with even the better action on hand in Ballerina, as if the filmmakers want to make up for the film’s deficiencies by overdoing what the series is best known for. Hatten’s script was an original piece that was rewritten to fit into the John Wick universe, with elements introduced in John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum to pave the way for the arrival of Eve and Ballerina. But this reverse engineering highlights the pitfalls of trying to create a cinematic universe without stopping to wonder whether it’s a good idea. Watching John Wick stonily fight and slaughter his way through his off-center world and its population of funky, eccentric weirdos has been fantastic funbecause of the unique nature of the character and that world. But dropping the more conventional, cliched tropes of Ballerina into the mix, along with a protagonistnot nearly as compelling, only exemplifies that the John Wick movies are character-driven first and foremost. All the brutal action, heavy-handed callbacks, and predictable cameos in the world can’t make this Ballerina into a better dancer. Ballerina opens in theaters in the U.S. on Friday, June 6. 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    Ballerina Review: Ana de Armas Vehicle Doesn’t Hold A Candle To the John Wick Movies
    Ballerina is what happens when a studio wants to extend a franchise but really has no reason to do so except a financial one. Subtitled From The World of John Wick, this action thriller contains too much action and precious little thrills. Directed (maybe) by Len Wiseman of Underworld fame, Ballerina is set in the same universe as the four majestic adrenaline epics starring Keanu Reeves, and incorporates as many elements from those films as possible, including the Continental Hotel and the Ruska Roma, not to mention appearances from Ian McShane, Anjelica Huston, the late, great Lance Reddick, and Mr. Reeves himself. But what is also found in ample supply in the John Wick movies and sadly missing in Ballerina is heart, character, and a sense of conviction. At the center of the movie is a miscast, utterly bland Ana de Armas as Eve Macarro, whose father’s death sent her as a little girl into the custody of McShane’s Winston Scott and, eventually, the tutelage of the Director (Huston) of the Ruska Roma ballet/assassin school. It’s there that Eve goes through the usual training montage, with her inability to dance only matched by her evident aptitude at killing and fighting. Once her training is complete, Eve is sent out into the world on Ruska Roma business, but of course her main goal is avenging her dad, who was killed by members of a mysterious cult led by the enigmatic Chancellor (Gabriel Byrne). No sooner can you say “she’s gone rogue” than she does just that, jetting off to Prague in pursuit of a cult member (Norman Reedus) who’s trying to get himself and his own little daughter out from under the Chancellor’s thumb, while finding herself at odds with the Director and pursued by the Chancellor’s minions at every turn. The movie’s thin “lady vengeance” premise, which we’ve seen countless times before, is reheated once again by screenwriter Shay Hatten, who has co-written the last two John Wick entries but seems lost here. Unlike John Wick himself, whose single-minded quest for revenge over the death of his dog took on mythic overtones as more layers to both John and the surreal world of elegant criminality in which he moved were revealed, Eve has nothing to define her that hasn’t been done or said before. It doesn’t help that Armas, while up to the role’s physicality, offers nothing in terms of personality—she’s an empty vessel. Which is a shame, since she’s displayed earthiness (Knives Out), complexity (Blonde), and a sexy playfulness (No Time to Die) in previous work. The rest of the non-Wick cast is forgettable as well, with Byrne’s Chancellor and his entire regime badly underdeveloped, and Reedus completely wasted in what amounts to maybe two scenes. McShane, Reddick, and Huston just go through their paces, spouting lots of portentous lines about “choice” and “fate” that ring mostly hollow, as does a late-stage twist that carries no weight because one of the characters involved barely registers. As for the Baba Yaga himself, the largely non-verbal Reeves is the “Chekhov’s gun” of the film: introduced briefly in the first act, he inevitably turns up again in the third act, parachuted in by the magic of rumored reshoots even though his contribution to the narrative amounts to absolutely nothing. It’s always nice to see him, but if you took him out, it wouldn’t drastically change the picture. Speaking of reshoots, there’s a Frankenstein nature to the proceedings that provides evidence for the reports that Wick director (and franchise torch-bearer) Chad Stahelski refilmed much of the movie after Wiseman’s first draft came up short. While the first act is a murky, enervated slog, things seem to pick up in the middle, with a more eye-catching color scheme (such as a sequence in a neon-lit club reminiscent of a similar scene in the magnificent John Wick: Chapter 4), a creative, free-flowing use of the camera, and some of the more inventive, oddball action that has become part and parcel of the franchise—most notably in a scene where de Armas and an enemy smash a pile of dinner plates over each other’s heads with manic Three Stooges-like energy. Unfortunately, there’s also a sadistic edge to a lot of the action this time as well, particularly in a climactic fight involving flamethrowers that badly wants to emulate the famous overhead apartment shot from John Wick: Chapter 4 but goes on for far too long and ultimately becomes actively unpleasant. That’s a problem with even the better action on hand in Ballerina, as if the filmmakers want to make up for the film’s deficiencies by overdoing what the series is best known for. Hatten’s script was an original piece that was rewritten to fit into the John Wick universe, with elements introduced in John Wick: Chapter 3 – Parabellum to pave the way for the arrival of Eve and Ballerina. But this reverse engineering highlights the pitfalls of trying to create a cinematic universe without stopping to wonder whether it’s a good idea. Watching John Wick stonily fight and slaughter his way through his off-center world and its population of funky, eccentric weirdos has been fantastic fun (the threat of an arc-undermining John Wick 5 notwithstanding) because of the unique nature of the character and that world. But dropping the more conventional, cliched tropes of Ballerina into the mix, along with a protagonist (and actor) not nearly as compelling, only exemplifies that the John Wick movies are character-driven first and foremost. All the brutal action, heavy-handed callbacks, and predictable cameos in the world can’t make this Ballerina into a better dancer. Ballerina opens in theaters in the U.S. on Friday, June 6. Join our mailing list Get the best of Den of Geek delivered right to your inbox!
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