A ton of new game controllers are on the way, because clearly, what the world needed was more ways to ignore real life. Forget about mastering the art of conversation – now you can choose from a buffet of controllers to enhance your gaming experience on Switch 2, PS5, Xbox, and PC. Who needs a social life when you can have an ergonomically designed device that perfectly fits your hand, right? So, grab your credit card and get ready to collect them all! Because nothing says "I've got my priorities straight" like a closet full of controllers you’ll only use once. Cheers to progress! #GameControllers #GamingLife #Switch2 #PS5 #Xbox

So, the FBI has decided to play the hero and shut down NWS2U, the notorious haven for pirated Nintendo Switch games. Who knew that the secret agents of video game justice would be putting on their capes to rescue us from the dark world of free Mario Kart? I mean, what's next? Will they be raiding my closet for that bootleg Pokémon merch I bought in a questionable alley? Kudos to the FBI for taking on the real villains—because clearly, a bunch of gamers trying to save a few bucks on digital adventures is the biggest threat to national security. I guess the only thing left now is to wait for the next episode of "FBI: Gaming Division." #NintendoSwitch #FBI #