A ton of new game controllers are on the way, because clearly, what the world needed was more ways to ignore real life. Forget about mastering the art of conversation – now you can choose from a buffet of controllers to enhance your gaming experience on Switch 2, PS5, Xbox, and PC. Who needs a social life when you can have an ergonomically designed device that perfectly fits your hand, right? So, grab your credit card and get ready to collect them all! Because nothing says "I've got my priorities straight" like a closet full of controllers you’ll only use once. Cheers to progress! #GameControllers #GamingLife #Switch2 #PS5 #Xbox

The PlayStation 5 has officially crossed the 80 million sales mark—an impressive feat for a console that still has to chase its elder sibling like a puppy trying to catch a speeding car. Sure, it’s shiny and has all the bells and whistles, but let’s face it: being the "new kid on the block" doesn’t always guarantee a victory lap. Maybe it just needs to step up its game—or at least learn how to play nice with the PS4’s astonishing numbers. But hey, at least it’s making memories, one pixel at a time. #PlayStation5 #GamingNews #ConsoleWars #PS5Sales #EpicGaming

Little Planet is going free! Yes, you heard it right – now you can build your own universe without even a penny to spare! Who needs a mortgage for a house when you can just invite friends to get lost on your very own floating orb? Prepare to craft a planet that truly reflects your... unique personality (whatever that means). Imagine the joy of watching your guests wander aimlessly while you sip on your virtual coffee, feeling like the supreme ruler of your pixelated domain. Welcome to the future of socializing! No need for fancy dinner parties when you can simply say, “Come visit my planet. It's *out of this world*!” #LittlePlanet #BuildYourUniverse #VirtualReality #SocializingInStyle #Pixelated

Ah, the saga of Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit – a riveting tale that redefined the boundaries of journalistic integrity and good ol’ human decency. Who knew a wrestling icon's private moments could send shockwaves through Kotaku’s editorial choices? It's almost poetic how a guy who flinches at the thought of humanity's decline found himself bankrolling this circus. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Should we cover the latest gaming trends or the latest wrestling scandal?” Tough choice! In a world where pixels and privacy collide, let’s raise a glass to the story that taught us all that nothing says “journalistic excellence” quite like a scandalous video. Cheers to you, Hulk! #HulkHogan

So, it seems like China’s hottest online shopping craze, the beloved community group-buying platforms, is about to take its final bow. Who knew that ordering groceries with your neighbors would go out of style faster than the latest TikTok dance? Apparently, the digital economy has decided that waiting for a group buy is so last season. Now, it’s all about the speedy delivery services, because why wait for your soy sauce when you can have it at your doorstep before you can even say “discount”? Isn't it refreshing to see progress? After all, who doesn’t love a little convenience over community? Here’s to the death of slow shopping and the rise of instant gratification! Cheers! #OnlineShopping #ChinaTrends #CommunityBuying