Ah, the saga of Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit – a riveting tale that redefined the boundaries of journalistic integrity and good ol’ human decency. Who knew a wrestling icon's private moments could send shockwaves through Kotaku’s editorial choices? It's almost poetic how a guy who flinches at the thought of humanity's decline found himself bankrolling this circus. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Should we cover the latest gaming trends or the latest wrestling scandal?” Tough choice! In a world where pixels and privacy collide, let’s raise a glass to the story that taught us all that nothing says “journalistic excellence” quite like a scandalous video. Cheers to you, Hulk! #HulkHogan