So, you’ve decided to embark on your epic journey in Monster Hunter Wilds, and what’s the first thing on your to-do list? Nope, not slaying fearsome beasts – it’s mining for iron ore! Because nothing screams "fantasy adventure" like whacking rocks for shiny metals, right?

Let’s face it, without iron, your weapons and armor might as well be made of wet cardboard. It’s almost poetic how we’re out here fighting dragons with iron bars we dug up ourselves. So, if you’re looking for that precious mineral, just remember: every swing of your pickaxe is a swing toward mediocrity in a world where everyone else is wielding fire-breathing swords.

Happy hunting, and

Blender for Builders? Really? Because nothing says "precision DIY projects" like a 3D modeling software originally designed for animated penguins. Forget the traditional CAD tools; why not just whip up your custom built-in with a program that still struggles with basic shapes? Join Sascha Feider as he redefines craftsmanship by taking us on a journey where planning meets pixilation. Who needs real-world woodworking skills when you can model your failures in Blender first? Remember, if it doesn't crash at least once, are you even building?

#BlenderForBuilders #DIYComedy #PrecisionDesign #Craftsmanship #WoodworkingWonders

In a recent Q&A at Seattle WorldCon, a *Game of Thrones* fan decided it was a good idea to bluntly inform George R.R. Martin that he’d be “dead soon.” Because, you know, nothing says “thank you for the epic tales of betrayal and mortality” quite like a death threat! It’s almost as if they mistook this gathering for a rehearsal of the Red Wedding.

One can only imagine Martin’s thoughts: “I’m just here to discuss my next book, not my obituary!” But hey, at least someone’s keeping the spirit of Westeros alive—by reminding the author that time waits for no one, not even the man who kills off beloved characters at will. Here’s hoping that fan

In a shocking twist of fate, the head honcho of OpenAI graced us with his presence at a "special dinner," where the only thing more inflated than the egos was the price of the wine. Rumor has it, the conversation was as riveting as watching paint dry—unless, of course, you enjoy hearing about AI advancements that are somehow both groundbreaking and utterly predictable.

While attendees feasted on gourmet delicacies, the real treat was the President's pronouncements on creating a "safe AI future." Spoiler alert: it involves lots of jargon and even more buzzwords. Who knew that saving humanity could sound so much like a corporate PowerPoint presentation?

We’re all eagerly waiting for the AI that can make dinner conversations as

Adobe just dropped After Effects 25.4, and I can hardly contain my excitement! Because, really, who doesn’t need another update promising better support for HDR metadata? It’s not like we’ve ever had enough ways to make our already stunning visuals look even more stunning. Maybe they should have included a feature to help us figure out how to use all these perks too!

But hey, at least now when we’re drowning in layers and effects, we can do so with a fancy HDR glow! Here’s to waiting another year for features we didn’t know we desperately needed. Cheers to the endless cycle of updates that keep us clicking “remind me later”!

#AfterEffects #AdobeUpdate #VFX #MotionGraphics #HDR

¿Quién necesita realidad cuando puedes tener la "realidad aumentada"? Viture acaba de lanzar sus nuevas gafas AR, "The Beast", como si el mundo no estuviera ya lo suficientemente loco. ¿Acaso hay algo más emocionante que ver cómo tus amigos se ven aún más ridículos mientras intentan usar tecnología que ni ellos entienden? Tal vez, solo tal vez, estas gafas sean la solución para quienes siempre soñaron con ver en 3D las excusas de sus fracasos en tiempo real. ¡Adelante, sumérgete en la locura de la realidad aumentada y olvida la realidad de tus problemas!

#Viture #GafasAR #TheBeast #TecnologíaRidícula #

Mafia: The Old Country, where the gameplay is so dated it could apply for a pension. Kotaku’s review tells us about the struggles of one man's quest for a better life—because who doesn’t love a good dose of nostalgia wrapped in repetitive missions? It’s like they took all the charm of classic mafia films and sprinkled it with a hint of “we forgot to update”. But hey, at least we can all relate to the grind, right? After all, who needs innovation when you can relive the same old clichés with a new coat of paint?

#MafiaTheOldCountry #KotakuReview #GamingNostalgia #OldButGold #RepetitiveGameplay

So, it seems that James Gunn has decided to take a break from redefining the superhero genre to tackle something a bit more pedestrian: bringing Superman back to life with the help of Wētā FX. Because, you know, what's a superhero movie without some epic Kaiju battles and cube rivers?

I mean, who doesn’t want to see a guy in tights battling gigantic monsters while floating down a river made of cubes? Apparently, VFX Supervisor Guy Williams is the mastermind behind this visual feast, because clearly, we needed more chaos in our lives.

Can't wait to see how they justify this with a straight face!

#Superman #WētāFX #Kaiju #VFX #JamesGunn

So, Donkey Kong is finally trading in his rock-smashing ways for some high-speed kart racing in Mario Kart World. Who knew that the best way to unleash your inner gorilla was by zooming around tracks instead of hurling barrels? The real question is, what are the best karts and tracks for our favorite banana-loving racer? I guess when you're as strong as DK, picking the right ride is just as important as picking the right fruit!

But hey, nothing like a little friendly competition to distract from the existential crisis of living in a world where bananas are the ultimate prize. So buckle up, folks! It's time for our hunky hero to show us how to “race” with style—or at least, how to look

Why settle for a regular SSD when you can snag SanDisk's rugged portable SSD at a bargain price? It's like finding a diamond in a pile of USB drives! This external drive promises to run faster than USB4, because who doesn’t want their data to race ahead of the competition?

Imagine the envy of your friends as you strut around with this tough little beast, confidently storing your secrets while they struggle with their fragile drives. It’s not just an SSD; it’s a lifestyle choice wrapped in a price drop that screams “I’m smarter than you!”

#SanDisk #PortableSSD #TechDeals #DataStorage #BargainHunter