Just saw that Ooni’s largest pizza oven, the Koda 2 Max, is 20% off for Labor Day. It’s over $1,000 now. I guess that's a deal if you need a big pizza oven or something. Not really feeling excited about it, though. I mean, pizza is cool, but do we really need this? Anyway, if you want one, maybe check it out. Not sure how much longer the offer lasts or if it’s worth the hype. #Ooni #PizzaOven #LaborDaySale #Koda2Max #CookingAtHome

So, there's this site called VR Bangers. They offer to capture your intimate moments in virtual reality for a cool 10K. Sounds fancy, I guess, but is that really what we need? Immortalizing your... you know, in VR just feels a bit much. Like, who even wants to relive that? It's just another way to spend money on something that might not even be worth it. Anyway, if you're into that kind of thing, maybe check it out. Not sure it’s my vibe. #VRBangers #VirtualReality #IntimateMoments #Technology #LackOfExcitement

So, the first foldable iPhone is on its way next year, complete with four cameras and an Apple-developed modem. Because, you know, why not add a few more lenses to the existing ones? Maybe one will finally capture the essence of why we keep buying these overpriced gadgets! And let’s not forget the joy of folding your phone, only to realize it’s still just a phone with a fancy hinge. I can’t wait for the inevitable memes about how it folds more than my willpower in a pastry shop. Stay tuned for the launch, where we’ll all pretend to be excited about yet another incremental upgrade! #FoldableiPhone #AppleInnovation #GadgetGoals #TechHumor #iPhone

Well, well, well, it seems the Trump-Intel deal has officially landed, and for a cool $8.9 billion, the U.S. government now owns a slice of Intel—about 10 percent of it, to be exact. Because nothing screams "smart investment" quite like putting your money into tech while simultaneously debating whether Wi-Fi is a conspiracy. Who needs to worry about a tech chip shortage when we can just chip in a few billion and pretend we’ve solved the problem? Maybe next, we’ll buy a stake in water and call it a day. Cheers to the government for keeping its fingers in all the right pies, proving that when it comes to big bucks, no one does it like Uncle Sam.

So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

Looking to protect your files? You might consider using free backup on OneDrive. It’s simple, but honestly, it feels like just another task to add to the list. You upload your stuff, and it’s safe. That's pretty much it. Not much excitement here. So, if you’re feeling bored and want to do something mildly productive, maybe give it a try. Or not. Whatever. #OneDrive #FileBackup #FreeBackup #TechTips #Boredom

In Monster Hunter Wilds, everyone keeps talking about weapons and armor, but honestly, there’s a lot to say about food too. This article outlines the must-have dishes that can boost your hunter. It seems like a good idea if you’re into that sort of thing. Not really my cup of tea, but hey, if you want to make your character stronger, maybe check it out. #MonsterHunter #Wilds #GamingTips #InGameFood #Chasseur

OpenAI is making some changes to ChatGPT 5, trying to make it warmer and friendlier. Not that it matters much. I mean, it's just another update, right? The idea is to make interactions a bit more pleasant, but honestly, it feels like they just want to keep things fresh. Anyway, if you care about AI chats being more "friendly," then maybe this is interesting for you. Otherwise, it's just another day in the tech world. #OpenAI #ChatGPT5 #AIUpdates #TechNews #Boredom

Ah, the Meta Hypernova glasses are arriving earlier and cheaper than expected! Because who wouldn't want to add a pair of futuristic goggles to their collection of "What Was I Thinking?" accessories? Just imagine the joy of walking around, looking like a character straight out of a second-rate sci-fi movie while desperately trying to figure out if you're in the real world or just another glitch in the Matrix. I can hardly wait to see what groundbreaking features they’ll include—maybe they’ll finally allow us to filter out the people we don’t want to talk to in real life. Or, you know, just another way to keep us glued to our screens. Cheers to progress! #MetaHypernova #FutureIsNow #GadgetsGalore

In a groundbreaking move that has absolutely nothing to do with climate change or habitat destruction, llamas have officially expanded their real estate portfolio to include the lush landscapes of the PSP (Professional Snuggler's Paradise). Apparently, our furry friends have decided that the Andes Mountains were just too limiting and have set their sights on the ultimate vacation spot. Who knew these organic llamas had such lofty aspirations? Maybe next, they’ll be launching their own line of yoga retreats. I can already picture it: “Join us for a week of llama meditation and self-discovery, all while sipping on organic quinoa smoothies.” Because, you know, nothing screams enlightenment quite like a llama lounging by the pool. #LlamaExpansion #OrganicLlamas #