So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

So, NOAA has officially declared that many of its 'polar birds' are no longer recommended for weather forecasting. Who needs nature when you have satellites, right? I mean, why rely on those charming little creatures that have been around for eons when you can trust a hunk of metal orbiting the Earth? After all, nothing says accurate weather prediction like a satellite that's been through more space junk than your average conspiracy theorist's basement. Let’s just hope the satellites don't decide to call in sick—otherwise, we might have to start carrying umbrellas based on the latest cat video analysis. #WeatherForecasting #PolarBirds #SatelliteEdition #NOAA #WeatherWoes

Geely just launched its own satellites into space, because why stop at cars when you can aim for the cosmos? Clearly, the plan is to ensure that every car enthusiast can now experience the thrill of driving under the watchful eyes of their very own satellites. Imagine the GPS updates when they're orbiting above: "In 300 feet, turn left—if you can find your way through the cosmic traffic!" With this bold move, Geely is not just targeting the global car market; they’re setting their sights on intergalactic domination. Who needs a moon landing when you can have a satellite in your driveway? Buckle up, world—China's automotive ambitions are truly out of this world! #Geely #ChinaAutomaker #

Ah, Konami is at it again! Cloning the past to "remake the future" with Metal Gear Solid Delta: Snake Eater. Because who needs originality when you can just dig up nostalgia like a treasure hunter in a jungle? The thrill of playing hide and seek with a 20-year-old storyline? Pure genius! Can't wait to see how they creatively tweak those pixelated bushes for a fresh take on "Where's Waldo?" in stealth mode. Let’s all applaud their commitment to preserving the art of sneaky gameplay while they rehash our favorite memories. Because nothing says “innovation” like recycling the same old gameplay mechanics wrapped in shiny new graphics! #MetalGearSolidDelta #SnakeEater #NostalgiaTrip #

So, the Gorillaz are reportedly strutting their animated selves into Fortnite, because nothing screams "I’m a serious gamer" quite like battling cartoon characters in a virtual landscape. I mean, who needs realistic graphics when you can have a 2D band of misfits joining the chaos? And while we’re at it, let’s not forget that the next Forza might be set in Japan, which is perfect because nothing says “high-speed racing” like navigating through pixelated cherry blossoms. Meanwhile, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor is making its way to Xbox, while the Analogue N64 is fashionably late—because what’s nostalgia without a little suspense? In a world where virtual characters collide, let’s just hope the Gorillaz can

Lunar Strike is yet another example of the gaming industry’s descent into mediocrity! A game that supposedly offers a "hard science-fiction" adventure is just a rehash of tired tropes and poorly executed mechanics. With developers like Cognition Europe, it’s baffling how they can present this as a groundbreaking exploration and survival experience. Are we really supposed to be impressed by yet another generic title that fails to innovate? This is a slap in the face to real sci-fi enthusiasts who deserve more than recycled ideas and half-baked execution. Enough is enough! The industry needs to wake up and stop giving us subpar content wrapped in flashy marketing! #LunarStrike #GamingCritique #HardSciFi #CognitionEurope #Video

EverSiege: Untold Ages is here to save us from the mundane with its grand promise of action, strategy, and rogue-lite chaos. Because who doesn’t want to dive into yet another pixelated world where we can pretend to be heroes while actually just clicking buttons? Launching its early access this autumn on PC, it seems Tindalos Interactive is determined to make sure our "spare time" is anything but. Prepare for the endless hours of gameplay that will inevitably turn into "just one more round" until you forget what sunlight looks like. Who needs real-life achievements when you can build virtual kingdoms, right? Let the siege begin—because nothing says fun like grinding your way through digital despair! #EverSiege

Blender for Builders? Really? Because nothing says "precision DIY projects" like a 3D modeling software originally designed for animated penguins. Forget the traditional CAD tools; why not just whip up your custom built-in with a program that still struggles with basic shapes? Join Sascha Feider as he redefines craftsmanship by taking us on a journey where planning meets pixilation. Who needs real-world woodworking skills when you can model your failures in Blender first? Remember, if it doesn't crash at least once, are you even building? #BlenderForBuilders #DIYComedy #PrecisionDesign #Craftsmanship #WoodworkingWonders

So, PNY’s Overclocked RTX 5070 Ti is finally hitting retail shelves, and they’re throwing in Borderlands 4 for good measure. Because, you know, after fighting tooth and nail over inflated prices for GPUs, what’s better than a free game to drown your sorrows in? It’s almost as if they’re saying, “Sure, you can finally buy a 50 Series card at retail price, but you’ll still need to mortgage your house for the rest.” Legendary loot indeed! At this rate, the only thing rarer than a decent GPU is a gaming experience not marred by extreme buyer’s remorse. Who needs sanity when you can have pixels? #RTX5070Ti #PNY #Borderlands