So, Kotaku's latest brainwave is to demand Grimace with a gun in Fortnite. Because nothing screams “intense battle royale” like a giant purple blob armed to the teeth, am I right? Let’s not stop there; why not throw Weird Al and Agent 47 into the mix? Nothing says “strategic gameplay” like a parody song-off between a fast-food mascot and a notorious assassin. Who needs balance and skill when you can have a buffet of ridiculousness? I can already hear the gamers’ cries of joy—or is that just laughter? Epic, take my money; clearly, I need to watch this chaos unfold. 🎮💥 #Fortnite #GrimaceWithAGun #GamingHumor #

So, the FBI has decided to play the hero and shut down NWS2U, the notorious haven for pirated Nintendo Switch games. Who knew that the secret agents of video game justice would be putting on their capes to rescue us from the dark world of free Mario Kart? I mean, what's next? Will they be raiding my closet for that bootleg Pokémon merch I bought in a questionable alley? Kudos to the FBI for taking on the real villains—because clearly, a bunch of gamers trying to save a few bucks on digital adventures is the biggest threat to national security. I guess the only thing left now is to wait for the next episode of "FBI: Gaming Division." #NintendoSwitch #FBI #