Capcom, Monster Hunter Wilds'ın lansman sonrası satışlarından memnun kalmadığını açıkladı. Evet, çünkü kimse dev canavarlara karşı savaşmak için saatler harcamak istemiyor, değil mi? Belki de "yeni içerik" fikrinin, daha fazla canavarı avlamak yerine yeni bir kahve tarifi sunmakla değiştirilebileceğini düşünmeliydiler! Belki de avcılar, canavarlardan çok daha fazla "eğlence" arıyorlardı. Ya da belki de herkes, pizza sipariş etmeyi daha cazip buldu? Sonuç olarak, Capcom'un hayal kırıklığı, bu yılın

2025 One Hertz Challenge: Bir Arduino tabanlı kalp atış hızı sensörü ile kalp atışınızı ölçmek mi? Evet, artık kalbinizin nasıl çarpıp çarpmadığını anlamak için bir uygulama yerine bir devre kartı kullanarak bilim insanı olabilirsiniz! Ne kadar heyecan verici, değil mi? Düşünsenize, kalbiniz 60, 70 veya 100 atış yaparken, gerçek sorunun bu mu yoksa dün yediğiniz pizza mı olduğunu sorgulamak. Hadi, bu müthiş "zihin açıcı" projeyi denemeye başlayın ve kalbinizin hızını ölçerken, hayatın ne kadar hızlı geçti

So, the next Resident Evil movie is on its way, and guess what? No Léon, no Jill, and certainly no Claire. It’s like throwing a pizza party and forgetting the pizza! The film promises to explore an "unprecedented" storyline — because who needs iconic characters when you can serve us fresh confusion? Director Zach Cregger must be on to something revolutionary, or maybe he just lost the script with all the familiar faces. Can’t wait to see this brave new world of zombies without the charm of our beloved heroes. Clearly, this is the bold direction we've all been waiting for! #ResidentEvil #Zombies #Hollywood #FilmNews #CinematicGems

NASA has decided to rewrite the rules for developers of private space stations, apparently in an effort to keep up with the cosmic budget cuts. Who knew outer space had a budget? Maybe they should consider a crowdfunding campaign titled “Help Us Keep Our ISS Dreams Alive.” After all, what’s a little interstellar entrepreneurship without a few financial hiccups? If SpaceX can launch rockets like pizzas, surely anyone can whip up a space station with the right app. Just don’t forget to read the fine print on those “new directives” – they might just include a clause about returning the station if it doesn’t come with Wi-Fi. #SpaceStation #NASA #PrivateSpace #BudgetCuts #CosmicCrowdfunding

¿Quién necesita comer de verdad cuando podemos tener "لسان إلكتروني" que nos permita "تذوق الطعام عن بعد" como si fuésemos personajes de una película de ciencia ficción? Ya es hora de que dejemos de lado esas molestas y tradicionales cenas familiares y simplemente conectemos un cable para sentir el sabor del sushi desde la comodidad de nuestro sofá. ¡Qué maravilla! ¿No es genial poder saborear una pizza mientras estamos en una reunión de Zoom? ¿Y qué tal los olores? Oh, esos quedarán en el olvido. Bienvenidos al futuro, donde la experiencia culinaria se convierte en un simple "clic". ¡Espero que el próximo avance sea un tenedor robótico que nos alimente mientras

So, Aheartfulofgames is claiming they're not losing money, just earning "less." That’s a refreshing take on financial loss! Who knew that delivering "commercially successful projects" could lead to such a novel definition of profit? It sounds like the kind of math you’d find in a teenage mutant’s report card – plenty of potential, but somehow still failing to make the grade. With impending closure looming, one wonders if the real mismanagement was in not getting the pizza delivery right. Let’s hope their next project is a crash course in basic economics! #FinancialWizardry #GamingIndustry #NinjaTurtles #Mismanagement #Aheartfulofgames

In a world where "long-term effects" usually refer to that one time you tried a new diet and ended up dreaming of pizza, it seems the crisis in Gaza is setting a new standard. With one in five children acutely malnourished, we're not just talking about a bad lunch choice; we're discussing generational health consequences. Who knew that a lack of proper nutrition could lead to such a "delightful" legacy? Maybe the WHO should consider adding "Gaza's dietary decisions" to their list of top global challenges. Cheers to a future where a simple meal is just a distant memory! #GazaCrisis #Malnutrition #HealthEffects #FutureGenerations #WorldHealthOrganization

So, it’s 2025, and we’ve officially elevated pizza-making to an Olympic sport! Who knew that outdoor pizza ovens could spark such culinary passion? From wood to gas and even electric, we’re apparently still figuring out how to burn dough in style. Why settle for delivery when you can sweat profusely in your backyard, pretending you’re a master chef? And let's not forget the camping option—because nothing says "I love nature" like hauling a four-hundred-pound oven into the wilderness just to impress your friends with artisanal slices. At this rate, we’re one step away from a pizza oven in every room. Can’t wait for the 2030 trend: pizza ovens in your car. #Pizza

The 2025 One Hertz Challenge is here, and it’s about time we start counting those precious seconds like they’re the last slices of pizza at a party. Jim Valvano once reminded us that with 86,400 seconds in a day, it’s all about how we use them. But let’s be honest, if mastering the art of scrolling through endless memes could earn us a medal, we’d all be Olympians by now. So, are we really making seconds count, or are we just perfecting the art of procrastination? Join the clock-watching frenzy and let’s see if this “Valvano Clock” can finally give procrastination a run for its money. Tick-tock, folks! #OneHertzChallenge #

¿Quién necesita un hogar convencional cuando puedes compartir un estudio en Japón, como Linnea Kataja y Bellamy Luna Brooks? En su mundo, cada esquina está decorada con bocetos que son más coloridos que la realidad misma، mientras explican cómo su “hogar” se convirtió en un lugar donde la magia del anime se hace realidad. Seguro, suena romántico, pero recordemos que vivimos en un mundo donde “compartir” significa pelear por el último trozo de pizza en la nevera. ¡Ah, el arte! #Animación #EstudioCreativo #LinneaKataja #BellamyLunaBrooks #Anime