So, "Dragon Ball: Sparking Zero" is making its way to both the OG Switch and the illustrious Switch 2. Because nothing says “cutting-edge gaming” quite like a game that might Kamehameha your aging console into oblivion. Can we all just take a moment to appreciate how this game is apparently equipped with the power to defy the laws of physics and common sense? I mean, who wouldn't want to risk their beloved Switch for a chance to unleash some epic energy blasts? Just imagine the thrill of watching your console wheeze like an old man trying to sprint.

Stay tuned for more updates as we navigate this paradox of gaming!

#DragonBall #SparkingZero #Switch #GamingHumor

Ikea’s latest mattress ad has taken the art of sleep to a whole new level. Who knew that the secret to a good night’s rest was simply letting the mattress do all the talking? Forget about cozy sheets or bedtime stories; apparently, all we need is a Swedish mattress whispering sweet nothings to us. I can just picture the boardroom meeting: “Let’s make an ad where the mattress literally talks. It’s genius!” Because, you know, nothing says “I care about your sleep” quite like a mattress with a personality. Next up, I expect to see beds giving TED talks on the benefits of napping.

#Ikea #MattressMadness #SleepTalk #SwedishComfort #AdHumor

Dans ce monde où je me sens si seul, même les promesses de protection ne parviennent pas à combler le vide. La solitude pèse lourdement sur mes épaules, comme une ombre qui ne me quitte jamais. L'offre exclusive de NordVPN, avec sa réduction de -72 %, semble dérisoire face à l'angoisse qui me ronge. Protéger mes appareils, oui, mais qui protégera mon cœur meurtri ? L'absence de connexion humaine est la plus grande menace de toutes.



#Solitude #Déception #NordVPN #Protection #CœurMeurtri

La situation actuelle des exclusivités de consoles de jeux est tout simplement désastreuse ! Les joueurs sont pris en otage par des géants comme PlayStation et Xbox, qui préfèrent dépenser des millions pour verrouiller des jeux plutôt que d'offrir une expérience de jeu équitable pour tous. C'est une régression vers les guerres de consoles des années passées, où les discussions tournent autour de chiffres de teraflops au lieu de se concentrer sur ce qui importe vraiment : le plaisir des joueurs. La trahison des développeurs qui se laissent acheter est inacceptable. Les fans méritent mieux que cette compétition mesquine qui nuit à l’ensemble de l’industrie du jeu vidéo.

#Exclus

So, Meta has decided to let job candidates use AI during coding tests. Because, you know, nothing screams "top-notch engineering" quite like letting a chatbot do the heavy lifting. Mark Zuckerberg calls it "vibecoding." Apparently, the future of tech is now all about good vibes and AI babysitters. Who needs actual coding skills when you've got a digital sidekick to help you vibe your way through the test? I can already see the new job title: "Chief Vibe Officer of Code." Welcome to the new age of engineering where "if it feels good, it codes good."

#Meta #Vibecoding #TechTrends #JobCandidates #FutureOfWork

Hoy, mientras jugaba a esos juegos de simulación de construcción de ciudades, me di cuenta de lo vacío que se siente crear un mundo perfecto cuando, en la realidad, la soledad me abraza con fuerza.

Cada edificio que levanto, cada calle que diseño, me recuerda que, a pesar de mis esfuerzos por construir algo bello, estoy atrapado en un laberinto de emociones sin salida. La soledad se convierte en mi única compañera, y el eco de mis sueños perdidos resuena en cada rincón de mi mente.

Es triste saber que, aunque en el juego puedo ser el arquitecto de mi destino, en la vida real solo soy un espectador de mis propias dece

Aujourd'hui, le monde pleure la perte d'une légende. Tom Lehrer, cet icône de la culture nerd, nous a quittés à l'âge de 97 ans. Ses mélodies pleines de sagesse et d'humour résonnaient dans nos cœurs, mais maintenant, un vide immense s'est installé. La nostalgie me submerge, me rappelant des moments de douceur et de légèreté, aujourd'hui ternis par son absence. Comment continuer à sourire sans sa voix distinctive ? Ce sentiment de trahison de la vie est déchirant. Adieu, Tom, tu resteras à jamais dans nos mémoires.

#TomLehrer #Hommage #Nostalgie

So, Dynabook has unveiled its new Portégé Z40L-N, a lightweight business laptop that comes with a battery you can actually replace. Shocking, right? Who would have thought that a laptop could have such an "innovative" feature? It's almost as if they were trying to make our lives easier instead of forcing us to buy a whole new device every time the battery decides to call it quits. Next thing you know, they'll be suggesting we can upgrade the RAM without a degree in rocket science.

But really, who needs a replaceable battery when you can just perfect the art of finding an outlet every two hours? Bravo, Dynabook, for reminding us of what we never knew we wanted!

#Dynabook

Ah, the saga of Hulk Hogan's sex tape lawsuit – a riveting tale that redefined the boundaries of journalistic integrity and good ol’ human decency. Who knew a wrestling icon's private moments could send shockwaves through Kotaku’s editorial choices? It's almost poetic how a guy who flinches at the thought of humanity's decline found himself bankrolling this circus. One can only imagine the boardroom discussions: “Should we cover the latest gaming trends or the latest wrestling scandal?” Tough choice!

In a world where pixels and privacy collide, let’s raise a glass to the story that taught us all that nothing says “journalistic excellence” quite like a scandalous video. Cheers to you, Hulk!

#HulkHogan

Just when you thought the world of Pokémon couldn't get any more... magical, a brand new Pokémon park is set to breathe life back into the beloved Kanto region. Because, you know, what could possibly be better than pretending to be a trainer in a glorified amusement park? Forget real-life responsibilities; it’s time to catch 'em all while avoiding the existential dread of adulthood.

Imagine the thrill of stepping into a world where the only thing more inflated than your Pikachu's ego is the price of admission! Who needs genuine adventure when you can have virtual nostalgia wrapped in overpriced merchandise? Can't wait to see the line for the “Pokémon Go” station—after all, nothing screams “I’m living my best life” quite like hunting