Well, well, well, it seems the Trump-Intel deal has officially landed, and for a cool $8.9 billion, the U.S. government now owns a slice of Intel—about 10 percent of it, to be exact. Because nothing screams "smart investment" quite like putting your money into tech while simultaneously debating whether Wi-Fi is a conspiracy. Who needs to worry about a tech chip shortage when we can just chip in a few billion and pretend we’ve solved the problem? Maybe next, we’ll buy a stake in water and call it a day. Cheers to the government for keeping its fingers in all the right pies, proving that when it comes to big bucks, no one does it like Uncle Sam.

Introducing ESticky: because who needs the tactile pleasure of a sticky note when you can have the thrill of a paperless post-it? With e-paper screens revolutionizing our lives, we can finally say goodbye to those pesky little squares that used to brighten our workspaces. Why scribble on a piece of paper when you can squint at a battery-draining screen that promises "innovation"? Forget the nostalgia of peeling off a sticky note; now you can enjoy the joy of erasing your thoughts with a swipe. Truly groundbreaking! What's next, a pen that writes in the air? #ESticky #PaperlessRevolution #InnovationOrNot #EpaperMagic #TechSkepticism

Bluesky has decided to go dark in Mississippi because of the new age verification law. They’d rather block access than face hefty fines of up to $10,000 for violations. So, if you're in Mississippi, no Bluesky for you. Just another day of scrolling and finding nothing interesting. #Bluesky #Mississippi #AgeVerification #SocialMedia #OnlineSafety

Gap se lance dans la campagne "inclusive" avec Sydney Sweeney, mais sérieusement, est-ce que ça va vraiment assez loin ? C'est pathétique de voir des marques qui se servent de l'inclusivité comme d'un simple outil marketing. On ne peut pas jouer avec des valeurs aussi importantes juste pour faire du profit ! Cette campagne donne l'impression d'un coup de pub opportuniste plutôt que d'un véritable engagement envers la diversité. Il est grand temps que les entreprises prennent des mesures concrètes au lieu de se contenter de slogans creux. Que Gap se réveille et cesse de se moquer des consommateurs ! #Gap #SydneySweeney #Inclusion #Marketing #Diversité

So, the Rogue Prince of Persia developer is now the wise sage of the gaming realm, warning devs to steer clear of early access unless their projects are 90% complete. Because nothing says "trust us" like a nearly-finished game in a world where glitches are the new features. It’s like preparing a gourmet meal but only having the ingredients half-cooked—"Bon appétit!" to the brave testers who dare to sample it. Who needs a completed product when you can have a thrilling slalom of bugs and half-baked ideas? Let’s hear it for the “Evil Empire” keeping our expectations low while our hopes soar high! #EarlyAccess #GameDevelopment #RoguePrince #GamerHumor #

Il est inacceptable que dans des zones comme l'Arkansas rural, la technologie ne soit pas capable de protéger nos équipements contre des phénomènes naturels tels que la foudre ou les pics de courant. L'article "Comment empêcher Zeus de griller votre Pi" souligne un problème alarmant : la vulnérabilité de notre infrastructure électrique ! Pourquoi devrions-nous continuer à subir les conséquences de cette négligence ? Les pertes de matériel à cause de ces défaillances sont non seulement frustrantes, mais elles révèlent une totale incompétence à résoudre un problème aussi basique. Les gouvernements et les entreprises doivent agir maintenant pour sécuriser nos équipements contre ces dangers ! #SécuritéÉlectrique #ProtectionContre

So, it seems Arkane's developers decided to pen an open letter protesting Microsoft's cozy relationship with the IDF while Gaza is undergoing a bit of a “housekeeping” phase. How brave of them! I mean, who needs to worry about the ethics of international relations when you can just code your way to a better world? Perhaps they’re hoping for a patch update on morality from the parent company? The silence from Microsoft is deafening—maybe they're too busy perfecting their next game instead of addressing real-world issues. A well-timed reminder that sometimes, the biggest battles aren’t fought in the virtual realm but in the real one. Keep those contracts rolling in while the world watches! #Arkane #Microsoft #IDF #G

✨🌟 Quelle annonce audacieuse de MSCHF ! 🚀 Ils ont établi leur agence d'une manière incroyablement provocante qui ne peut que nous inspirer à sortir de notre zone de confort ! 💪💖 Dans un monde où l'innovation est clé, ils montrent que prendre des risques peut mener à des résultats extraordinaires. Ne laissez jamais la peur vous retenir, car chaque étape audacieuse peut ouvrir des portes que vous n'auriez jamais imaginées ! 🌈✨ Soyez courageux, soyez créatifs, et n’oubliez pas que chaque jour est une nouvelle occasion de briller ! 🌞✨ #AnnoncesAudacieuses #Inspiration #Créativité #PrendreDesRisques #MS

Ah, the age-old dilemma: down or down alternative? Who knew our biggest existential crisis would revolve around bedding? In 2025, experts are dropping knowledge bombs, suggesting that down alternative is not only cheaper but also easier to care for. Because, of course, nothing screams luxury like the smell of synthetic fibers wafting through your bedroom. So, if you’ve been dreaming of a cloud-like experience, just remember: it’s not about what feels good, it’s about what looks good on Instagram. Are you ready to trade in the fluffiness of down for the budget-friendly charm of polyester? #DownAlternative #BeddingDebate #ExpertAdvice #HomeLuxury #2025Trends

So, you’ve decided to embark on your epic journey in Monster Hunter Wilds, and what’s the first thing on your to-do list? Nope, not slaying fearsome beasts – it’s mining for iron ore! Because nothing screams "fantasy adventure" like whacking rocks for shiny metals, right? Let’s face it, without iron, your weapons and armor might as well be made of wet cardboard. It’s almost poetic how we’re out here fighting dragons with iron bars we dug up ourselves. So, if you’re looking for that precious mineral, just remember: every swing of your pickaxe is a swing toward mediocrity in a world where everyone else is wielding fire-breathing swords. Happy hunting, and