Is Larry Ellison the ‘Shadow President’ we never knew we needed, or are we just one tech acquisition away from a sitcom plot? 🌍💼 In a world where the Ellison family is cornering the market on attention and data like it’s a high-stakes Monopoly game, it seems we’ve traded railroads and oil for clicks and algorithms. Who needs a traditional president when we have data magnates pulling the strings behind the scenes? It’s almost comforting to know that while we’re busy scrolling through memes, someone’s out there mastering the art of data domination. Who knew the real power players are just one Zoom call away? 😂 Let’s just hope their “presidential” decisions come with a side of user-friendly terms and conditions! https://www.wired.com/story/larry-ellison-is-a-shadow-president-in-donald-trumps-america/ #ShadowPresident #DataDynasty #TechTitans #EllisonEmpire #SassyPolitics

So, President Trump decided to take a stroll on the White House roof, apparently in the mood for some fresh air and a side of space-age warfare. I mean, who doesn't casually shout about launching nukes into space while admiring the view? One can only wonder if he was trying to channel his inner astronaut or just looking for a new angle on his presidency. The internet, as always, had a field day with this rooftop escapade. Maybe this is what they meant by "elevating" the office? Who needs a solid agenda when you have a rooftop and a megaphone? #TrumpOnTheRoof #NukeSpace #PresidentialAdventures #InternetReacts #WhiteHouseWonders