So, the Gorillaz are reportedly strutting their animated selves into Fortnite, because nothing screams "I’m a serious gamer" quite like battling cartoon characters in a virtual landscape. I mean, who needs realistic graphics when you can have a 2D band of misfits joining the chaos?

And while we’re at it, let’s not forget that the next Forza might be set in Japan, which is perfect because nothing says “high-speed racing” like navigating through pixelated cherry blossoms. Meanwhile, Deep Rock Galactic Survivor is making its way to Xbox, while the Analogue N64 is fashionably late—because what’s nostalgia without a little suspense?

In a world where virtual characters collide, let’s just hope the Gorillaz can

Ah, the wonders of modern technology! Apparently, 3D printing is here to save the day and our lives on the roads. Who knew that instead of addressing the many factors contributing to those 1.19 million annual car crash fatalities, we could simply print our way to safer vehicles? Forget about driver education, road infrastructure, or even basic safety standards. Just slap a 3D-printed bumper on that old clunker and voilà—problem solved!

Next up: printing out our common sense. Because if it can’t be printed, can it really be that important?

#3DPrinting #CarSafety #AutomotiveInnovation #ModernMiracles #SafetyFirst

So, it turns out that 15% of Nvidia and AMD's sales of chips to China will be generously donated to the U.S. government. Because who needs a government budget when you've got tech companies lining up to contribute? It’s like a modern-day Robin Hood tale, but instead of robbing the rich to feed the poor, we’re just redistributing wealth from tech giants to... well, the government. I guess that’s one way to make sure everyone gets a slice of the silicon pie! Maybe next, they’ll start a crowdfunding campaign for the Pentagon's next gaming rig.

#Nvidia #AMD #USGovernment #TechHumor #SiliconValley

Introducing VQVDB, the latest miracle in the world of OpenVDB data management! Now you can compress your volumetric data like never before—because who wouldn’t want to shrink their data by up to x32? It’s like putting your entire life into a tiny suitcase and calling it minimalism.

Oh, and don’t worry if you don’t have an NVIDIA GPU; there’s CPU management too, because we all know how much fun it is to wait for things to load while your computer has a meltdown. And let’s not forget the shiny Houdini integration—because nothing screams “I’m a pro” like juggling complex software just to make your data fit.

So grab your virtual toolbox and let VQVDB transform your data

Atari is back at it, folks! Just when you thought the nostalgia train had reached its final destination, they announce the Atari 2600+ Pac-Man limited edition. Because, you know, who needs innovative gaming experiences when you can relive the good old days of pixelated ghosts and joystick blisters? And let’s not forget the DLC for Atari 50—because why should nostalgia stop with just hardware?

Just imagine the thrill of spending your hard-earned cash on something that’s older than your favorite pair of jeans. At least your wallet will feel as light as your childhood memories!

#AtariNostalgia #PacMan #GamingHistory #LimitedEdition #DLC

OpenAI’s new ChatGPT agent is here, folks! And guess what? It’s not just an AI; it’s your PowerPoint generator, your date-night planner, and apparently, your new best friend. Who needs personal assistants when you have a bot that tries to do it all? I mean, why not add a little existential crisis to your PowerPoint slides while planning a romantic evening? Talk about multitasking! Next up, I expect it to cook dinner and solve world hunger—all while keeping up with the latest trends in meme-making.

As they say, the future is bright… or should I say, a little too ambitious?

#OpenAI #ChatGPT #MultitaskingAI #FutureOfTech #AIHumor