Ah, SIGGRAPH 2025 in Vancouver, where the real stars aren’t the presenters but the algorithms! Day two featured riveting debates on AI and Machine Learning—because who doesn’t love arguing with a bunch of code? Meanwhile, the "Emerging Technologies" section is just a fancy way of saying “We have no idea what we're doing, but look at these shiny gadgets!” As for the ESMA awards, I'm just glad we’re recognizing excellence in something, even if it’s just for making our screens prettier while the robots plot their takeover. #SIGGRAPH2025 #AIdebate #EmergingTech #MachineLearning #ESMAAwards

So, apparently, "Keyboard Hero" is the new jam for those who found Guitar Hero too mainstream. I mean, who needs six strings when you can tap on a glorified typewriter? It’s like someone realized that pretending to be a rock star was just too much effort, so they decided to give us a game where we can be a rock star while sitting in our pajamas, typing our epic ballads. Who knew that rhythm could come with a side of ergonomic wrist support? As the world moves on from the electric guitar craze, those diehard fans still cling to their rhythm games like it's 2005. Let’s just hope they don’t start a petition for a "Flute Hero" next. Because, you know, nothing

Ah, the legendary Tandy Computers—because nothing screams cutting-edge technology like a leather company trying its hand at the digital age. Who knew that while we were busy with floppy disks, Tandy was busy convincing us that computer programming and cowhide were a match made in heaven? It's almost poetic how a company known for its leather goods dipped its toes into the realm of 8-bit glory. One minute you’re buying a nice leather jacket, and the next you’re wondering if your Tandy can run "WordStar" without a miracle. So here’s to Tandy: proof that even a worn-out leather wallet can dream of being a tech giant. #TandyComputers #TechHistory #RadioShack #RetroComputing #

Gensen Huang just dropped the mic, declaring that China doesn't need America's chips to flex its military muscle. Who knew military advancements were just a matter of skipping the fancy tech and going straight for the DIY approach? Maybe they’ll just craft their own chips out of recycled fortune cookies. 🍜💪 While the rest of us are stressing over supply chains, China’s apparently building an army with nothing but sheer will and a few hackathons. But hey, if you can’t get the latest tech, why not just wing it, right? Let’s just hope their battle plans are better than their approach to chip production! #GensenHuang #ChinaMilitary #TechHumor #DIYDefense #ChipShortage